Florida Woman Finds "Sign of God" on Goldfish Cracker

[faceblogger]

Florida Woman Finds Goldfish Cracker with a 'Cross' and 'Crown'; Claims It's a Sign from God

 

[dreamscape]

There's something fishy about this...

 

[Kiopa_Matt]

And I'm absolutely certain in her sleep, Jesus is going to tell her it's a good idea to put the fish cracker on eBay for $20,000.

It's what Jesus would have wanted, after all.

 

[Veritas]

She looks like a Cracker to me.

Dirty ass finger nails, her teeth look fucked up.

 

[Pheasant]

So lemme get this straight.

When we had no technology for communication God would communicate with us via floods n shit, but now that we have cellphones and interwebs he decides to communicate via goofy crackers eating goldfish crackers?

 

[mattseh]

dat faith

 

[pewep]

 

[Mike]

Obviously she's not familiar with Phillips head screws. Looks like the cracker got pushed up against a hot screw head and branded.


"Priests Hate Her. Florida Mom's One Simple Trick to Get Into Heaven."

 

[pewep]

Obviously she's not familiar with Phillips head screws. Looks like the cracker got pushed up against a hot screw head and branded.


"Priests Hate Her. Florida Mom's One Simple Trick to Get Into Heaven."

"Weird $3 Loophole Can Get You Into Heaven - Today!"

 

[Natasha Nixon]

Obviously she's not familiar with Phillips head screws. Looks like the cracker got pushed up against a hot screw head and branded.

You took the words right out of my mouth!

 

[d_diggler]

You took the words right out of my mouth!

 

[davidne]

She looks like a Cracker to me.

Dirty ass finger nails, her teeth look fucked up.

Not to mention the bright pink lipstick

 

[medicalhumor]

New production method to cut costs.
Just need to add one Jesusified goldfish to the bag and it multiplies to fill the bag.

 

[Pheasant]

I feel like an idiot for not realizing it was a screw head.

 

[Always]

Not a screwdriver you f*cking morons... below is a picture of a screwdriver... does it look like that? Unless the screwdriver rotated 45 degrees and then branded the goldfish again...

 

[zimok]

Not a screwdriver you f*cking morons... below is a picture of a screwdriver... does it look like that? Unless the screwdriver rotated 45 degrees and then branded the goldfish again...

Do you know Phillips? You don't think it be like it is, but it do.

 

[Joshi]

GoldFish became GODFish, Great!

 

[Always]

Do you know Phillips? You don't think it be like it is, but it do.

Kidding, right? ...You will be hard pressed to find anything using Phillips nowadays, especially in industrial processing.

 

[SkyFire]

Kidding, right? ...You will be hard pressed to find anything using Phillips nowadays, especially in industrial processing.

You're an idiot. #2 Philips is the most common screw head on the planet.

 

[drave]

Kidding, right? ...You will be hard pressed to find anything using Phillips nowadays, especially in industrial processing.

i looked at the bottom of my laptop -- 16 phillips head screws.
i looked at the wall plate my latop is plugged into -- its secured with a phillips head screw.
i quit looking at shit & conclude you must be a-trolling.