Forum Game: Sentence Story

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I love forum games! Here's how it works. I'll start with a sentence and then the next person adds 1 or more sentences (I dont want people post whoring with 1 worders), and the story eventually gets bigger - please dont interrupt the story or screw it up. Put your part of the story in bold aswell, to make it stand out :)

The Story

One upon of the time there was a Duck
 


girlfriend Daisy when they got to talking about their relationship. Daisy was pissed at Donald because he showed up at her parents house without any pants again. Just as their argument was getting really heated they got distracted by a.....
 
giant fairy named Shoemoney. Instead of continuing the argument, they both broke out into laughter at how pathetic and bad his radio show was and decided to....
 
go to the nearby moviehouse and watch Superman Returns. Feeling his bowels erupting in the middle of the movie, Donald got to wondering whether it was the bad curry from last night or just the crappy storyline of this latest Hollywood epic. He got up and .......
 
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cop beating the hell out of a Pizza delivery guy. Donald asked the policeman's partner who was standing by ready with a shotgun what the pizza guy did. The cop looked at Donald and.....
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You're too slow!
 
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go to the nearby moviehouse and watch Superman Returns. Feeling his bowels erupting in the middle of the movie, Donald got to wondering whether it was the bad curry from last night or just the crappy storyline of this latest Hollywood epic. He got up and .......
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ran out of the theater with his hands up screaming "Let me outta here!".... he couldnt hold it any longer so he....
 
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ran out of the theater with his hands up screaming "Let me outta here!".... he couldnt hold it any longer so he....
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rushed to the theatre men's room toilet and started conjuring brown images of Elvis during his "Blue Hawaii" movie phase. Daisy, noticing something was wrong, got up and....
 
..and walked his way to Florida. It was a long walk but he made it through and found himself confused. The entire state was missing. He scratched his head and began to...
 
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..and walked his way to Florida. It was a long walk but he made it through and found himself confused. The entire state was missing. He scratched his head and began to...
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whip out a dry cigar--Romeo and Juliet "Churchill" cigars from Cuba. He puffed wistfully looking out into the bleak landscape like the Duck version of Jack Kerouac when.......
 
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whip out a dry cigar--Romeo and Juliet "Churchill" cigars from Cuba. He puffed wistfully looking out into the bleak landscape like the Duck version of Jack Kerouac when.......
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..it started to rain. He couldn't find any cover so he made out like Robinson Crusoe and built himself a hut. He sat in the hut until...
 
his soul was arid, and bleakly clinging to the remains of his shattered mind. He sombrely stepped out into the pouring chilled rain, as the red sun set over a wet and miserable landscape. Then he remembered he had something in his pocket, ...

(>_< haha emo)
 
J-Tag said:
his soul was arid, and bleakly clinging to the remains of his shattered mind. He sombrely stepped out into the pouring chilled rain, as the red sun set over a wet and miserable landscape. Then he remembered he had something in his pocket, ...

(>_< haha emo)
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It was the crumpled and withered dried out husk that is a Tootsie Roll. He wistfully thought back to the hard duck on duck (the sensual scene not the bad Chinese food) hardcore action he had with Daisy. Unable to control his urges any longer, he ....
 
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It was the crumpled and withered dried out husk that is a Tootsie Roll. He wistfully thought back to the hard duck on duck (the sensual scene not the bad Chinese food) hardcore action he had with Daisy. Unable to control his urges any longer, he ....
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...whipped out the pen from his other pocket, the same pen she gave him for their last duckyversary and, with a tearful eye and shaky feathers, started writing what would later become...
 
...known in duck literature the worst first novel, by a duck new to writing ,ever. Although Donald was not a duck to be easily discouraged from the task in wing, his mind started to wander and, after a page or two he...
 
...clicked his Nike Air's together three times and said "there's no place like rodeo drive, there's no place like rodeo drive, there's no place like rodeo drive", and *POOF!* he was whisked away on a magic carpet to a small hot dog stand somewhere just outside of Brooklyn
 
where he saw the Naked Cowboy playing guitar, which reminded him of his argument with Daisy. Thinking back upon the incident he now knew just what he should do to make amends....
 
WallaceCleaver said:
where he saw the Naked Cowboy playing guitar, which reminded him of his argument with Daisy. Thinking back upon the incident he now knew just what he should do to make amends....
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So he went to Scrooge's Sweet Meats and eyed longingly at a fresh slimy slab of sweet brains. Goofy, lovable yet cranky neighborhood crack addict, came in and...
 
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