lololololol....jokers!
Come on man.... I can't believe you don't get it already... The reason we want you to "go back to DP" is because over there it's commonplace to just spam your site and hope noobs will bite.
Think about why you're getting a different reaction here. Sure, a lot of people here don't make $$$$, but a good number of us make enough. I just hit 30k/mo. I know guys who make 10x what I make and they post here. Get it now? You gotta gradually build your rep here in order to pull shit like that off. Don't even try to say you did because if you had you would know we tend flame people who have sales pages like yours (guru/ebook style).
To be honest, I don't believe my post here will help anyone and you won't learn from any of it. I'm just waiting for the melatonin to kick in. Come on eyes, get heavy.