Fuck Facebook

I think the original version of that question was just a checkbox that said "Please rape my account".
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hahaha didn't think of that. glad i lied anyway
 


I selected "Not sure" when I got to that question, I think it's fucked up they even included it. Oh but that survey is absolutely brilliant, there was one page where I could truthfully select "Very disatisfied" for all four questions. It was the page about ad guidelines, customer support and ad approval consistency. Hopefully if enough of us kick up a fuss and let them know how shitty their system is, they will fix it slowly.
 
when people stop paying them $$$ (which will never happen) maybe they will get their shit together
 
Crisis said:
I selected "Not sure" when I got to that question, I think it's fucked up they even included it. Oh but that survey is absolutely brilliant, there was one page where I could truthfully select "Very disatisfied" for all four questions. It was the page about ad guidelines, customer support and ad approval consistency. Hopefully if enough of us kick up a fuss and let them know how shitty their system is, they will fix it slowly.
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Haha did the same thing.

Basically in all the boxes that they want reasons I just kept putting that they don't even approve ads that fall within guidelines.
 
sgtryan said:
Just wanted to throw that out there.

Reasons:
- Click fraud
- Carelessly mass-disapproving campaigns with no disregard (even if they are *legitimate campaigns within Facebook guidelines*)
- Carelessly mass-banning of accounts w/ no chance for appeal
- Horrible support for advertisers. No option for 1-on-1 representative support, even when spending heavily (>$30k/day) - they simply do not give a shit.
- Cannot "reply" to emails received from the bullshit "affiliates@facebook.com" email - I asked them to change that and they pretty much said "fuck no"
- Support queries gone days without response
- Support carelessly responds to emails and 50% of the time they do not even complete the tasks that you had asked them to in the initial support query
- too many damn hurtles to jump through just to get a campaign running
- Douchebag representatives - I won't name drop, but there are several DOUCHEBAGS Facebook representatives that don't give 2 shits about you even if you have dough to spend
- Anal advertiser guidelines - too much reliance on their automated system that punishes advertisers whom Facebook users "thumbs down" - since when the fuck is advertising given so much control to the users? There is literally no checks and balances for this type of system and has made many campaigns unproftiable and weak because of it
- Overall the NUMBER 1 pain-in-the-ass traffic source I have EVER worked with, hands fucking down

Anyone else have any beef with Facebook that they wanna vent?

Fuck you Facebook!
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Yep, that pretty much sums it up. They really need to improve their ad approval process. I still haven't gotten anything approved. It's like they don't want money. It took the WF community to get them to do something about click fraud, so they have people on here. I wonder if this will get them to change things.

Maybe if we boycott them, just for one week. Can you imagine them freaking out because they don't make any money for a whole week? When should it be?
 
a russian company gave them 200 million, so now they have time again not to come up with a business model.
 
TheDean said:
a russian company gave them 200 million, so now they have time again not to come up with a business model.
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And DST (that's the company) will be pissed when they see Q2 earnings comparing to Q1. I hope somebody will just fucking rape Zuckerberg, like literally
 
Facebook article

Article on BBC today about Failbook 'growing up' and going on about how much their ad revenue grew last year and how well they're doing:

BBC - dot.life: Facebook - growing up fast

Have left a comment questioning the issue of click fraud etc with a link to the techcrunch articles, which is still awaiting moderation.
 
affiliatearmy said:
good work Ed.
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Thanks - I read the article and couldn't let the chance pass by to have a jab at them!

I'm not even affected by the problems as I don't really attempt much advertising there, just trying to help out those that have been - I figure the more their issues are outed in public for all to see the more likely they are to either suffer or do something about it (or both).
 
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