so, i'm surfing around, with various adwords pages open that i've stumbled upon. i don't even know what they all were, and i didn't read all of them. suddenly, a customer service chat window pops open. i am waiting for my wife to finish her blog post and fuck me, so the following ensues. enjoy!!
Loni: Hello, my name is Loni. I am sorry to interrupt but I was just making sure that everything was making sense
you: happy birthday
Loni: thank you, I suppose
Loni: is it your birthday?
you: it could be
you: what are you selling?
Loni: I am not selling anything, but if you have any questions or would need help in ordering one of Perry's products then
I could help you out
you: who the fuck is perry?
Loni: this should be the website you are on
Loni: is that correct
Loni: ?
you: no what site
you: i'm looking at porn now
Loni: Ok, maybe there is a miscommunication and we may not be able to help you
you: why are you popping up on my computer?
Loni: because you visited the Perry Marshall site
you: is he the guy with the 14" cock?
Loni: and we are an online customer service chat
you: why are you harassing me though?
you: i don't want to book a private show, i'm not into that sort of thing
Loni: ok this is really inappropriate and if you dont want help or have any questions
Loni: then I cant help you
you: i don't have any, so stop popping up on my screen
you: can't you leave me the fuck alone, this is very invasive and personal
Loni: ok that is fine
Loni: have a nice night
you: i didn't even click a contact button damn it
Loni: ok I apologize for the inconvenience then
you: apology accepted
you: you are kinda cute tho - is that your pic or perry?
Loni: Do you have any concerns about the product?
you: if i install the product will stuff like chat windows keep popping up?
Loni: no we are seriously just a customer help chat
you: or is it only visiting this website? i'd hate to check the stats on my program and pop up windows on someone's
computer
Loni: that is all
Loni: just on the visiting website
you: right but will the product tie in my sites with customer chat help?
you: like if someone comes to my site
you: i don't want ppl to harass me if they visit my site and ask me personal questions
you: i just want them to click on my ads and leave me alone honestly
Loni: I do not feel like I am harassing you, with all due respect you did get the choice to talk to me
Loni: but no this is just an addition on Perry's site
you: no, but ppl could harass me
you: so perry added something on his site, to make you appear like 30 minutes after i visited it?
Loni: yes
you: do you know any good jokes?
you: cause this isn't that funny
Loni: are you serious
you: knock knock
Loni: who is there?
you: hatch
Loni: hatch who?
you: god bless you and next time cover your mouth please
Loni: ha ha that is so funny
Loni: now do you have any questions about Perry?
you: thanks man, i learned it for my young child yesterday
you: his hobbies and interests? besides internet marketing of course
Loni: I dont know
Loni: are you interested in his product
you: good night man
you: or is it morning? are you in india?
Loni: no wisconsin
you: so are you a big packers fan?
Loni: no
Loni: not really
Loni: but you have a good night too.
you: so you are probably almost as sick of hearing about brett favre as me talking
Loni: noooo......
you: you are too kind loni
Loni: yes, thank you
you: stay warm
Loni: have a good night
you: u2
Loni: will try
you: so is perry single?
Loni: are you serious guy?
you: who says i'm a guy?
you: are you single?
Loni: because unless you are gay
Loni: you told me I was cute
you: it doesn't actually matter to me either way
Loni: no offence if you are
you: i can see your picture - you want me to lie and say you are ugly?
Loni: no
Loni: i guess not
Loni: but I thought that we ended this inappropriate conversation
you: i only did the lesbian thing in college a couple of times
you: it just wasn't for me
Loni: good
Loni: well it was nice talking to you have a good night
Loni: take it easy
you: are you really going this time?
you: or are you prolonging this to get paid more?
Loni: I have to be here to help other customers
you: is business booming tonite?
Loni: I gues
Loni: guess
you: i guess this beats working overnight at the 7-11
you: are you having fun though?
Loni: yes I suppose so
you: does this help center stuff pay pretty well?
Loni: it is ok
you: you probably don't make as much as perry though?
Loni: Listen it was really nice talking to you tonight but I really do need to help other customers who are actually
interested in google adwords
you: i'm more interested in you
you: why don't you just go if you don't like me anymore
Loni: ok have a good night then
you: this isn't over loni, not by a long shot bucko
you: you gonna fuck with me, i'm going fuck with you
you: i am going to report you and perry to the BBB for online harassment
you: i just want to surf the web in peace and quiet
you: porn and knock knock jokes
you: and now you shatter the tranquilty
Loni: like I said you have a choice to talk to me or not
Loni: and you decided to chat with me
you: i did not decide, your fucking chat box popped up asshat
Loni: otherwise you would have clicked the x in the corner and I would not have bothered you any longer
you: obviously you want ME
Loni: like I said I am sorry for the inconvenience and you have a nice night
you: for the 6th time, i will!
you: live long and prosper
Chat session has been terminated by the site operator.
Loni: Hello, my name is Loni. I am sorry to interrupt but I was just making sure that everything was making sense
you: happy birthday
Loni: thank you, I suppose
Loni: is it your birthday?
you: it could be
you: what are you selling?
Loni: I am not selling anything, but if you have any questions or would need help in ordering one of Perry's products then
I could help you out
you: who the fuck is perry?
Loni: this should be the website you are on
Loni: is that correct
Loni: ?
you: no what site
you: i'm looking at porn now
Loni: Ok, maybe there is a miscommunication and we may not be able to help you
you: why are you popping up on my computer?
Loni: because you visited the Perry Marshall site
you: is he the guy with the 14" cock?
Loni: and we are an online customer service chat
you: why are you harassing me though?
you: i don't want to book a private show, i'm not into that sort of thing
Loni: ok this is really inappropriate and if you dont want help or have any questions
Loni: then I cant help you
you: i don't have any, so stop popping up on my screen
you: can't you leave me the fuck alone, this is very invasive and personal
Loni: ok that is fine
Loni: have a nice night
you: i didn't even click a contact button damn it
Loni: ok I apologize for the inconvenience then
you: apology accepted
you: you are kinda cute tho - is that your pic or perry?
Loni: Do you have any concerns about the product?
you: if i install the product will stuff like chat windows keep popping up?
Loni: no we are seriously just a customer help chat
you: or is it only visiting this website? i'd hate to check the stats on my program and pop up windows on someone's
computer
Loni: that is all
Loni: just on the visiting website
you: right but will the product tie in my sites with customer chat help?
you: like if someone comes to my site
you: i don't want ppl to harass me if they visit my site and ask me personal questions
you: i just want them to click on my ads and leave me alone honestly
Loni: I do not feel like I am harassing you, with all due respect you did get the choice to talk to me
Loni: but no this is just an addition on Perry's site
you: no, but ppl could harass me
you: so perry added something on his site, to make you appear like 30 minutes after i visited it?
Loni: yes
you: do you know any good jokes?
you: cause this isn't that funny
Loni: are you serious
you: knock knock
Loni: who is there?
you: hatch
Loni: hatch who?
you: god bless you and next time cover your mouth please
Loni: ha ha that is so funny
Loni: now do you have any questions about Perry?
you: thanks man, i learned it for my young child yesterday
you: his hobbies and interests? besides internet marketing of course
Loni: I dont know
Loni: are you interested in his product
you: good night man
you: or is it morning? are you in india?
Loni: no wisconsin
you: so are you a big packers fan?
Loni: no
Loni: not really
Loni: but you have a good night too.
you: so you are probably almost as sick of hearing about brett favre as me talking
Loni: noooo......
you: you are too kind loni
Loni: yes, thank you
you: stay warm
Loni: have a good night
you: u2
Loni: will try
you: so is perry single?
Loni: are you serious guy?
you: who says i'm a guy?
you: are you single?
Loni: because unless you are gay
Loni: you told me I was cute
you: it doesn't actually matter to me either way
Loni: no offence if you are
you: i can see your picture - you want me to lie and say you are ugly?
Loni: no
Loni: i guess not
Loni: but I thought that we ended this inappropriate conversation
you: i only did the lesbian thing in college a couple of times
you: it just wasn't for me
Loni: good
Loni: well it was nice talking to you have a good night
Loni: take it easy
you: are you really going this time?
you: or are you prolonging this to get paid more?
Loni: I have to be here to help other customers
you: is business booming tonite?
Loni: I gues
Loni: guess
you: i guess this beats working overnight at the 7-11
you: are you having fun though?
Loni: yes I suppose so
you: does this help center stuff pay pretty well?
Loni: it is ok
you: you probably don't make as much as perry though?
Loni: Listen it was really nice talking to you tonight but I really do need to help other customers who are actually
interested in google adwords
you: i'm more interested in you
you: why don't you just go if you don't like me anymore
Loni: ok have a good night then
you: this isn't over loni, not by a long shot bucko
you: you gonna fuck with me, i'm going fuck with you
you: i am going to report you and perry to the BBB for online harassment
you: i just want to surf the web in peace and quiet
you: porn and knock knock jokes
you: and now you shatter the tranquilty
Loni: like I said you have a choice to talk to me or not
Loni: and you decided to chat with me
you: i did not decide, your fucking chat box popped up asshat
Loni: otherwise you would have clicked the x in the corner and I would not have bothered you any longer
you: obviously you want ME
Loni: like I said I am sorry for the inconvenience and you have a nice night
you: for the 6th time, i will!
you: live long and prosper
Chat session has been terminated by the site operator.
