Gummy Bear

[seanlopez]

The World’s Largest Gummy Bear from Vat 19

Weighing in at just over five pounds, this 9-inch-tall monster is the equivalent of 1,400 ordinary gummy bears. Vat19 says that’s about 90 servings, but it looks like more.
These ginormous treats come in blue raspberry, red cherry, or green apple, and they’re every bit as good as the miniature ones we know and love.
Go on. You know you want one. —TN
Price: $29.95
Available at Vat 19

 

[LotsOfZeros]

cheaper than a fleshlight

 

[Roundabout]

Die fucker! I now have two little girls dancing around saying "I WANT THAT"

Man Im such a sucker. <clicking link>

 

[mattfca]

Found my realdoll replacement.

 

[thunderlips]

make it a gummy pedobear and ill buy one

 

[dgvisio]

i'm not a health freak, but damn....

 

[Dreo13]

I feed my kid gummy bear... gummy bears

 

[zimok]

Thank me later,

[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vohlSfFRZ_s]YouTube - Gummy Bear-English Longer Version[/ame]

 

[CPAPIMP]

Would be an amusing gift to send AM's for the holidays...hmmmm

 

[kblessinggr]

Someone needs to make a 10lb version...

 

[Fat Tom]

dibbs.

 

[adamx12m]

Send a few to Letterman and have him toss them off a building ledge..

 

[Denver Gamio]

grr grrr....

 

[phillian]

cheaper than a fleshlight

I should have known to expect this response- but I was still disturbed by it.

 

[emp]

The internets have tainted me. I KNEW this response was coming before I even read it.
(Or else I would have had to make it)

::emp::

 

[reliable56]

its a nice one try something new and sell it

 

[SpamHat]

The comments are pretty funny.

Q: What is the likelyhood that I will explode from eating this in one sitting?
A: High.

Q: Do giant gummy bears have souls?
A: Nope.

Q: WOW
A: Yep.

Q: I exploded from eating one of these in one sitting, what do I do?
A: We're going to call you out on this one. How can someone who has just exploded possibly be typing on a computer?

Q: If i buy 2 Can i mate them and start a farm?
A: Sorry, but our gummy bears do not mate. But you could get two World's Largest Gummy Bears and a bunch of Giant Gummy Bears on a Stick and have a happy little family.

Q: I imagine there would be a considerable amount of time spent in the bathroom if you eat the whole thing?
A: Eww! We don't know anyone who has eaten an entire World's Largest Gummy Bear in one day and we don't recommend it.

 

[tangy]

i saw this thing last night as my buddy's wife got him one for his birthday. it's legit, and it kicks ass

it's also quite tasty. my bro basically just sat there with the thing on a platter slicing pieces off for people. entertaining and well worth the cost

 

[r3p1v]

pretty sure I would die if I ate that in 1 day.

 

[kblessinggr]

pretty sure I would die if I ate that in 1 day.

if not from the pressure, perhaps it glueing up your small intestines.

That would make a great gift for my diabetic mother...