list was a lil long, but some good ones.
my siblings ask me for jobs and i'm like "can you write farticles for a dollar a piece?" family members constantly asking if i can "show them what i do"
my wife is still wary about me being on POF. especially when ads pop up all over the internet "did a hot chick message you on plenty of fish?"
i think my neighbors think i'm a drug dealer. i'm always leaving to go skiing for 5 months or heading off on the boat at 4 with a huge margarita. oh shit, i gotta go.
LOL, every time I go out from my house (usually at weird hours and sometimes with my pajamas) my neighbors gives me that look of "How come this guy is at home all day and still maintain high class life?"
At least, someone has brain in head