Help me win a Nexus (at the expense of my dignity) possible fun for ASW attendees!

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So here's the deal, I've entered a contest hosted by Jason C. (CEO of mahalo and host of the fantastic T.W.I.S.T podcast's) to win a nexus one phone.

Basically I'm willing to place myself into whatever awkward/crazy/hilarious situation people can come up with. Here's where you guys come in. ASW is coming up in just a matter of days. I just so happen to reside in Las Vegas and the contest ends right around the same time as ASW starts. I would be more than willing to "perform" the chosen act (probably after a couple beers with some of you guys) on one of the nights of the summit.

If you can think of any genuinely awkward situation I can place myself in (for the sake of winning a Nexus) please make a Mahalo account and post an answer here.

If you wish to help out a fellow wickedfire member and have a good time in the process of doing so then please think of something and post it, otherwise let the flaming begin!
 


backlinkgurus said:
So here's the deal, I've entered a contest hosted by Jason C. (CEO of mahalo and host of the fantastic T.W.I.S.T podcast's) to win a nexus one phone.

Basically I'm willing to place myself into whatever awkward/crazy/hilarious situation people can come up with. Here's where you guys come in. ASW is coming up in just a matter of days. I just so happen to reside in Las Vegas and the contest ends right around the same time as ASW starts. I would be more than willing to "perform" the chosen act (probably after a couple beers with some of you guys) on one of the nights of the summit.

If you can think of any genuinely awkward situation I can place myself in (for the sake of winning a Nexus) please make a Mahalo account and post an answer here.

If you wish to help out a fellow wickedfire member and have a good time in the process of doing so then please think of something and post it, otherwise let the flaming begin!
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I hope that you get caught in a dark alley by 12 black men who proceed to gouge out your eyes and fuck your skull.

+1 vote for ban.
 
So what you are saying is that your integrity is only worth $529

Mighty impressive. Good luck with that.
 
nexus is pretty much just a shitty expensive blackberry with cool touchscreen backgrounds
 
The Nexus fucking blows goats. Its Googles gay-assed (pun or no pun - you decide) attempt to control the AD-SHARE market by running their ad platform on those phones and controlling it. Since more people are moving to their smartphones to casually surf, check email, etc. They needed a way to make sure that the public doesn't get too far away from their Advertising meathooks.

Fuck that phone and fuck them....

there is no iphone killer -
get one
jailbreak it
use it
and STFU about it

plus - MAHALO sucks Baculum
 
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