Hi I'm Maurice... 80s dating awesomeness



God, everything about the 80s were pretty fucking cheesy.

Uhm, correction, everything about the 80s was pretty fucking awesome! For example:

pre-alcoholic Billy Joel
Die Hard
The Chicago Bears
Purple Rain (movie, soundtrack, AND The Purple One himself)
Trickle Down Economics
DeLoreans
Tawny Kitean
Political Correctness yet to be invented
Men who weren't afraid to tease their hair
 
You guys who think this is funny must be young. I'm fuckin' traumatized by this shit, cuz I lived through it! I'm gonna have nightmares about mullets tonight.