How can I get rid of pigeons?

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I have a balcony outside my bedroom and pigeons are constantly waking me up in the morning and its pissing me off. I'm tempted to buy a paintball or bb gun and kill the little fuckers but I'm not that violent.

I'm thinking water guns/ballons :)
 


Lots of rice. They eat the rice, it expands in there stomach and they die. And it requires virtually no effort. The fucktards think its bird seed or something like that and gobble it up. Problem solved.
 
Get a flamethrower.

You have to admit that little balls of fire flying around would be sweet.
 
BrianL said:
Get some balls...here's what I use - Gamo Varmint Hunter 1200 fps, .177 cal Tactical New Version

Otherwise, maybe throw down some food with rat poison or something
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Haha, I have a Gamo Hunter 220, such badass little rifle. I had woodchucks swimming in my pool and they would shit in it. I shot one of them with the gamo and it surprisingly killed it. I normally wouldn't kill an animal but the fucking assholes were digging holes all around my yard and taking some pretty big shits in my pool. I have to draw the line some where.

For the pigeons, get a fake owl and put it on the balcony. They'll stay away from it, it'll scare the shit out of them.
 
kaveman said:
2 words:

alka
seltzer
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I''ll vouch for that, we did this a couple of times with pelicans and...well we got our lives threatened by some animal rights idiots.

They will swallow it and it will choke them. Just break it up and feed it to them as if it was bread.

bye bye birdy :Yahoo_29:
 
BeerHat said:
They will swallow it and it will choke them. Just break it up and feed it to them as if it was bread.
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yeah we used to do it to seagulls when i was a young hoodlum, deff. just a little piece actually in a bread ball is the way to go. Oh the good ol days haha
 
This would be a killer google adwords string. HOW CAN I GET RID OF PIGEONS?

You probably wouldn't have to shell out much money for it, though i'm not sure what your CTR would be, haha :)
 
Hhahahaha - I'm so tempted to do all of the above :)

Put Alka seltzer bread balls on my balcony, mixed with rice. Get a bb gun and camp out.
 
I strung strips of aluminium foil land wind chimes when I had the same problem - it worked kind of like a scarecrow, didn't look too bad either, I started with beer cans but the neighbours thought that was tacky. You can also buy an adhesive strip with spikes on it to stick on the rail or wall that they land on, hurts their poor little feet. ahhhh.
 
CLKeenan said:
I have a balcony outside my bedroom and pigeons are constantly waking me up in the morning and its pissing me off. I'm tempted to buy a paintball or bb gun and kill the little fuckers but I'm not that violent.

I'm thinking water guns/ballons :)
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I think what would work would be torturing one and recording all the sounds, then playing it back to them every morning. After a while they'd get the message.
I know it works because I did this with a rat and it worked a treat. Didn't record it but it had got stuck sideways in the trap and cried his ass off all night before dying, no more rats after that, and we did have a big problem in the basement... they all simply moved on.
 
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