How can I get rid of pigeons?

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WTF? Ya Bastards !!!!

Pigeon genocide ( hell, any genocide ) is not cool.
Put your heads together & outsmart the birdbrains...

Try a rubber vulture from a costume rental store ( halloween section ),
although admittedly not a killer, let me tell ya - mine really
gets the seagulls attention, they look at it sideways from
a distance, but dont dare make obvious eye contact.

Hopefully we are here to be more creative, not violent.

Mr (nowdistraught) MrBeak
 
mrbeak said:
WTF? Ya Bastards !!!!

Pigeon genocide ( hell, any genocide ) is not cool.
Put your heads together & outsmart the birdbrains...

Try a rubber vulture from a costume rental store ( halloween section ),
although admittedly not a killer, let me tell ya - mine really
gets the seagulls attention, they look at it sideways from
a distance, but dont dare make obvious eye contact.

Hopefully we are here to be more creative, not violent.

Mr (nowdistraught) MrBeak
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I like the idea of a rubber vulture but gullies are another matter.

I hate pigeons. Have you ever noticed how they bully one another? There is an asshole pigeon every two pigeons. Not even humans are that bad.
 
halfpc said:
I like the idea of a rubber vulture but gullies are another matter.

I hate pigeons. Have you ever noticed how they bully one another? There is an asshole pigeon every two pigeons. Not even humans are that bad.
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lol...yah survival of the fitest...

but honestly...no need to kill the bastards....just disrupt their habitat..thats what were good at :anon.sml:....ie if its small area..put some metal spikes up...or some kind of scary scarebird...
 
I had a kinda similar problem (they camped out on top of a outdoor spotlight at my house, fortunately nowhere else). I just got a rubber snake and hid it right on their nesting area - problem solved (sadly without resorting to violence).
 
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No killing necessary.
 
Kfleming said:
lay under a blanket and put food on top of it, when they walk on the blanket to eat the food..grab them=) it works with seagulls at least...
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Hahahahahahhaah - I dont want to touch one of those things though. Pigeons are nasty birds. Like I said earlier... rats with wings.
 
You can buy Fake Owl's at Home Depot, or True Value, or what'safuck names hardware store. The expensive ones have a solar panel built in the powers the owl's head which moves. Scares the Shit outta pigeons.
 
Owen22 said:
You can buy Fake Owl's at Home Depot, or True Value, or what'safuck names hardware store. The expensive ones have a solar panel built in the powers the owl's head which moves. Scares the Shit outta pigeons.
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It would be so much cooler if it spit fire while moving its head - hell, even I wouldn't want to fuck with that thing haha :)
 
Least Effective:
Fake Owl, Reflective Strips &
Aluminum Pans

Effective:
Rice, Mothballs, and
Sound Emitting Machines

Most Effective:
Alka Seltzer, Crazy Corn,
Pellet Gun,
Rat Poison mixed with birdseed
Pigeon Relocation
 
Lay out open packages of smokes and have plenty of matches and ashtrays on hand. Set up a "smoking room" for the pigeons where they can meet/chat/talk business and relax after a hard days pooping on people. Encourage them to start smoking and eventually most of them will become addicted. The ones who don't become addicted will not want to come back due to the second hand smoke. The ones that DO become addicted will surely develop lung and or beak cancer in 30 to 50 years and "take care" of themselves by simply dying.

Problem solved.
 
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Lay out open packages of smokes and have plenty of matches and ashtrays on hand. Set up a "smoking room" for the pigeons where they can meet/chat/talk business and relax after a hard days pooping on people. Encourage them to start smoking and eventually most of them will become addicted. The ones who don't become addicted will not want to come back due to the second hand smoke. The ones that DO become addicted will surely develop lung and or beak cancer in 30 to 50 years and "take care" of themselves by simply dying.

Problem solved.
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Hahahahaha.... that was fucking awesome dude. +rep. :D
 
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