How I Became A Huge Success

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Deliguy

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I attribute it to my incredible nack for achieving amazingly high click through rates.

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I'm not one to ever make my own stats public but this one was too damn funny not to.
 


Right now I am laughing my fucking ass off @ that eCPM there

How the hell did this happen?
 
It better be one of many accounts, that is pretty funny.

I find that I get the shit days and then a HUGE surge in click prices. Like I will get days with CPC = $0.05 and then that continues for the next few days and then after 2 or so days of that it rockets up to $0.40-$1

You must have some shit arse traffic or like a link unit placed down the bottom with it in a table of the same background, shit clicks :p

Still funny
 
How the hell did this happen?

its that new webproxy i mentioned in another thread.
That'll teach me to listen to people over at digital point :)

"Right boss never trust a bunny!"
-Twitchy (Hoodwinked)

j/king. I put up a small link link ad banner at the bottom of the page to grab an idea of the true page views. Awstats seems to think there were 74732 pageviews in that same 24 hour period. haha!

"Right boss never trust Awstats!"
-Me
 
Dude you just swarm the crap out of proxy sites with ads, they click on everything.

But yeah that is a little weird, wanna exchange links :)
 
my plan of attack is kinda lame but i think it'll eventually work.
I'm going to let the webproxy become really popular before i swamp it with ads.

I'm going to spread the word by attaching an ad for it automatically everytime someone tries to post a bulletin through it on their myspace account. I'm also going to cut deals with other much more popular web proxies that turned off their scripts functionality due to the fact that they are on a shitty VPS. It seems most also own myspace layouts/graphics sites. In exchange for all their surf traffic I'm going to attach their ad to mine on all the bulletins as well. Seems fair at least. I'm also competing for the terms unblock mypace and myspace unblock. Which i'm already starting to rank for just by using the QUIT tool. Almost seems too easy.

It all seems very easy so far. Its just going to be curious to find out just how shitty the ctr on the site will actually end at. I think the dude at DP claimed 5%. yeah fuckin right! Until then I'm having a blast laughing at the current ctr and cpm. Figured you guys might get a laugh out of it to.
 
Dude, are you writing an ebook on how you got to this successful? I'm buying! :)

I sure am!
It'll cost you one months average revenue from using my techniques for success.
Let me just total up your bill real quick
$0.60x30days=$18.00
I accept paypal and wire transfers

If your still skeptical I got lots of testimonials from Warriorforums
Here's an example:
Thanks to Eli's Ebook I make $18 a month just like he promised! Of course I pay $130/month in hosting but my parent support me so its okay. I love you Eli! *flashes boobs*
-Candice The Online Marketing Stripper
:)
 
Proxy sites get huge click through rates, I got 15% yesterday on one, and most days it's at 6%.

I don't keep them for long though... maybe for a month or two, then I sell. Nice little cash on the side.
 
Matt said:
I don't keep them for long though... maybe for a month or two, then I sell. Nice little cash on the side.
Why don't you build more and more every month then just make more and more everyday, seems more logical to me as start up costs are minimal
 
Hah, on one of our sites we get <0.01% CTR. Got 4 clicks on 27k impressions yesterday and that's about average. This is on a social networking kind of site btw.

At least my eCPM is higher, but the CTR is not that great :D Luckily we've got other sites as well. Going to do some redesigns and hopefully reach 0.1% CTR :) Don't want to throw the ads in the face of our visitors though.
 
J.P said:
Deliguy - just so you know displaying your CTR/CPM is against terms and conditions, don't want to see you getting banned
lolface

I don't think Deliguy gives a shit about that account, his ad placement is against the TOS as well
 
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