How to drive traffic to your site ?

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Hello guys, i just got started on online marketing and would like to know how to drive traffic into my site my site is getyourreview.com and if possible can anyone give some advice ?

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CEO
 


getyourreview said:
Hello guys, i just got started on online marketing and would like to know how to drive traffic into my site my site is getyourreview.com and if possible can anyone give some advice ?

thanks,
CEO
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This is how you drive traffic-

1.Get your wife to bake a pumpkin pie from scratch. It has to be from scratch. (If you don't have a wife, get that teenage boy hooker from down the street to do it.)

2.Next step- lube your finger with rubbing alcohol and bearing grease.

3. Stick your finger in the pie and then into your anus.

4. Sit down (while finger is still in) and wait for traffic to your shitty ass site.

5. Profit

6. Repeat

7. Find a new wife and and new boy hooker preferrably a younger one.
 
getyourreview said:
Hello guys, i just got started on online marketing and would like to know how to drive traffic into my site my site is getyourreview.com and if possible can anyone give some advice ?

thanks,
CEO
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Hey man...

Check out this newbie guide to get you started on driving traffic.

You'll be surprised at what you see. ==> Newbies Traffic Guide .


Good Luck!
 
I'm going to go out on a limb here kimboslice and say that, yeah, I think you might have got him.
 
getyourreview said:
Hello guys, i just got started on online marketing and would like to know how to drive traffic into my site my site is getyourreview.com and if possible can anyone give some advice ?

thanks,
CEO
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OK, let me see if I got you well... You try to make a living on online marketing and you're asking how to drive traffic to your site? :nopenope: :nopenope: :nopenope:

I see.
 
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