I ate her pussy, now my breath smells like sour cream and onion cheese

ChickenFucker

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I got tipsy with an ex, decided to go down on her. First whiff told me something ain't totally right but I didn't care at the time. Anyway I'm in bed now and my mouth smells like sour cream and onion. Is this normal?

Update: Brushed my teeth and took a piss. I feel better ;). Anyway how was your day wickedfire?
 


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Penne with Chicken and Asparagus

Ingredients:
1 (16 ounce) package dried penne pasta
5 tablespoons olive oil, divided
2 skinless, boneless chicken breast
halves - cut into cubes
salt and pepper to taste
garlic powder to taste

1/2 cup low-sodium chicken broth
1 bunch slender asparagus spears,
trimmed, cut on diagonal into 1-inch
pieces
1 clove garlic, thinly sliced
1/4 cup Parmesan cheese
Directions:
1. Bring a large pot of lightly salted water to boil. Add pasta, and cook until al dente, about 8 to 10 minutes. Drain, and set aside.
2. Warm 3 tablespoons olive oil in a large skillet over medium-high heat. Stir in chicken, and season with salt, pepper, and garlic powder. Cook until chicken is cooked through and browned, about 5 minutes. Remove chicken to paper towels.
3. Pour chicken broth into the skillet. Then stir in asparagus, garlic, and a pinch more garlic powder, salt, and pepper. Cover, and steam until the asparagus is just tender, about 5 to 10 minutes. Return chicken to the skillet, and warm through.
4. Stir chicken mixture into pasta, and mix well. Let sit about 5 minutes. Drizzle with 2 tablespoons olive oil, stir again, then sprinkle with Parmesan cheese.
 
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The competitive drive is what gets me going on days when I don’t feel like practicing. Even super stars practice like crazy. I guess that is why they are called Stars.
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This guys right, you need to eat more pussy. Practice makes perfect. Maybe they all taste like sour cream and onion?
 
I would check your ex's vagina for teeth. She's probably eating Ruffles sour cream and onion chips via her snatch, possibly to hide her snacking habits from others.
 
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baked asparagus - this is crazy good

preheat to 400

trim ends of asparagus, dump a tbsp of olive oil into a big cast iron pan or any old baking pan, whatever

roll the asparagus in the oil til they're covered & line up in rows so they're tight next to one another. cut stalks in half for more cramming.

mince an obnoxious amount of garlic and cover the asparagus with it

salt & pepper it good

bake @ 400 for 12-15 mins