I just got a subpoena - some shit with the UFC

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LOL.. Ball so hard, motherfuckers can't find me, so they served me at my parents house. It all started back in the day, when I used to represent big brands at some point. I was involved in some thing back in 2007 or so with the UFC (Ultimate Fighting Championship - MMA - yeah, on TV) and this management company. Some fighter did some shit, may or may not have been let go of one management company and went to another, then ended up on the fucking UFC reality show... (What's so funny, is this whole time I didn't think the show even aired... whatever) A whole lot of bullshit went on, lawyers lawsuits, people threatening this and that (which I wasn't even aware of what was going on when I departed), so I get a text from my father, that I got a subpoena because of my involvement with the UFC and some other dumb shit. I'm going to get this thing Quash-ed, I wasn't even fucking involved in that side, and I couldn't even tell you which retarded fighter it was, who did what or why... I wasn't even in the fucking country for a majority of the year.

I don't have time for this shit.

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All I can say is, because who you do business with, shit can come back years later with a big ass headache...
 


It doesn't help that Dana white is a colossal douche bag who thinks he's a fighter.
 
My parents got servered twice last month, new record for me
 
You haven't made it until you've been sued.

B A W L I N G

He's not being sued. They probably just want his statement or to testify. In which case he doesn't have much to say.

A subpoena /səˈpiːnə/ is a writ by a government agency, most often a court, that has authority to compel testimony by a witness or production of evidence under a penalty for failure. There are two common types of subpoena:
  • subpoena ad testificandum orders a person to testify before the ordering authority or face punishment. The subpoena can also request the testimony to be given by phone or in person.
  • subpoena duces tecum orders a person or organization to bring physical evidence before the ordering authority or face punishment. This is often used for requests to mail copies of documents to requesting party or directly to court.
 
Don't you have a lawyer for this shit? If you do, hasn't he told you not to make things public like this? If he hasn't, fire his ass.

The lawsuit is a joke, it a demand for evidence that doesn't exist. It's like me saying I own google, and then you sue me cause you dont like your ranks, and you want me to show you how the google algo works. The problem and where everything falls apart is, I actually don't own Google, and you didn't to any research on the fact that I never owned google and where ever you got that info, you got lied too, and here is my proof, my name is Brian from Blog Engage, and i used to represent big brand bloggers at one point. LOL I am getting it Quash-ed tomorrow. No harm, no mess. Its just funny.
 
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Get an offshore company, most of white require a massive bond before a claim is even filed (eliminates most frivolous claims). I've had several legal situations close to arise, but nothing occurred I'm sure due to this status.

.....That, and gtfo out of your parents house. That's Gods way of giving you a ban hammer.
 
Get an offshore company, most of white require a massive bond before a claim is even filed (eliminates most frivolous claims). I've had several legal situations close to arise, but nothing occurred I'm sure due to this status.

.....That, and gtfo out of your parents house. That's Gods way of giving you a ban hammer.

LOL.. I'm not living in my parents house, that's just the only address anyone could find me at... All other attempts failed according to them. These dudes can't find me.
 
So I show up at the law office today, 8:55am... For the sub-poean. And I knew something was up. The Lights were off. I end up waiting till 9:10, till a janitor came and opened the the door. Fucking Miami bullshit. Wait and wait... 20 mins go by.

Then some chick comes out, and asks me what I am doing there. I look at her like she's retarded for a good minute before I answer. I hand her the paperwork, and she looks over it. She doesn't know what the fuck is going on.

Since it's Miami, no one shows up for work on time... She attempts to call the lawyer, can't get him on the line. 10 more mins go by, then they are finally about to get one of the original lawyers on the line, and he stated to me "Frankly, we didn't know you were going to show up." Okay... I state, "It's like 9:40am, and you're not even at your office, you served the sub poena." Fucking peasant shit. I leave, and they cancel the future dates.

Fucking Miami. People serve you and they are the ones that don't show up.