I need a book cover designer

[teguh123]

The title of the book is

The title is

Welfare Parasites Can Afford More Children Than Billionaires

The picture should be about some welfare parasite whipping a very sad programmer. The welfare parasite should have many smiling children. The welfare parasite also hold chain with many women in collar.

The parasite should be laughing maniacaly along with their children. The productive programmer should look like "suckers"

Who do you hire to create book cover?

 

[charlesmartel]

Should the parasites be black or white?

 

[Hurr-Durr]

Who do you hire to create book cover?

This guy:

 

[lincolndsp]

do not forget to include on the cover 'as seen on WickedFire' badge

 

[MyOwnDemon]

Hit me up bro, I'll do it for some food stamps.

 

[galacon]

Already been done, bro...

 

[Zsaleem]

Look I've been asking you since very long time. If you can still let me bang your cousin(s) I'll consider getting my bad-ass designer do the book cover for you.

 

[teguh123]

I don't want to be racist. The parasite children can have multiple color (representing actual percentage of welfare recipient in US) and the programmer can be dark skin indians (because they're awesome programmer).

Maybe put 2 programmer there, one white, one indian.

 

[potentialeight]

I whipped this up in a couple of hours. Let me know if you're interested.

 

[stack paper]

 

[Jizzlobber]

The productive programmer should look like "suckers"

Keyword "productive" does not yield any hits on any of the stock photo sites. Sorry, can't help you.

 

[spitfire]

Hey Teguh, remember you used to have a signature something like "Why can't Bill Gates have 1 million kids?" or something. That was actually pretty cool - what was the quote again?

Anyway, if you have a few hundred dollars to spend, go here:

Book Cover Design & Designers | 100% Money Back Guarantee | 99designs

 

[Lexicon]

Should the parasites be black or white?

He probably wants a nice mulatto.

 

[Veritas]

You should retitle the book to "WELCOME TO CALIFORNIA"

 

[thunderlips]

hire me faggot

 

[Firelead]

This thread has so much potential.

 

[Fatbat]

If only we had a forum section for buying and selling services here, or maybe one about designing shit. Wouldn't that be great?!

 

[lincolndsp]

 

[stack paper]

You should retitle the book to "WELCOME TO MERICA"

Fixed

 

[teguh123]

Britain

The title is pretty serious. Here look that up your self.
http://www.express.co.uk/news/uk/381891/Britain-s-most-feckless-father-is-a-murderer

Now tell me why there is no millionaire with 17 children in the whole western hemisphere?

Is government trying to exterminate the productive? We're not supposed to talk about it because it's offensive?