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18 months ago, I upgraded to Girlfriend 1.0 from DrinkingMates 4.2, which I had used for years without any trouble. However, there are apparently conflicts between these two products and the only solution was to try and run Girlfriend 1.0 with the sound turned off.

To make matters worse Girlfriend 1.0 is not compatable with several other applications, such as GuysNightOut 3.1, Football 4.5, and Playboy 6.9. successive versions of Girlfriend 1.0/1.3/2.0...etc proved no better.

I tried a shareware program Slapper 2.1, but it had many bugs and left a virus in my system, forcing me to shutdown completely for several weeks. Eventually I tried to run Girlfriend 1.0, and 1.3 at the same time, only to discover that when these two systems detected each other they caused severe damage to my hardware.

I eventually upgraded to Fiancee 1.0, only to find out later that this program had to be upgraded to Wife 1.0. While Wife 1.0 tends to use up all my valuable resources, it does come bundled with FreeSexPlus, and Cleanhouse 2008. Shortly after this upgrade, however, I found that Wife 1.0 could be very unstable and costly to run. any mistakes I made were autosaved in Wife 1.0's memory and could not be detected. Then they would resurface some time later when I had forgotten about them. Wife 1.0 also has an automatic Diary, Explorer, and Email filter, and can, without warning launch programs TheSilentTreatment, and MultiWhinage. These latter products have no help files, and I have to try to guess what went wrong.

Additional problems with Wife 1.0 are the constant need to update, requiring ShoeShop Browser for new attachments, and Hairstyle Express which needs to be reinstalled every other week. Also when Wife 1.0 attaches itself to my Audi TT Convertible hard drive, it often, crashes.

Wife 1.0 also comes with an irritating popup called MotherInLaw 666, which cannot be turned off.

Recently I've been tempted to install Mistress 2008, or YoungerGirl 21, but there could be problems. A friend of mine has alerted me to the fact that if Wife 1.0 detects either of these programs, it tends to delete my bank account while uninstalling itself.
 


interesting story... what exactly is your question (as you asked for advice in your title)?
 
Dear Tech Support:
Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a distinct slow down in the overall performance, particularly in the Flower and jewellery applications, which operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0.
In addition, Husband 1.0 un-installed many other valuable programs, such as Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5 and then installed undesirable programs such as: Football 5.0, Rugby 4.3 and Cricket 3.0.
Conversation 8.0 no longer runs; it simply crashes the system. I've tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, to no avail.

What can I do?

Signed,
Desperate


Dear Desperate:

First keep in mind, Boyfriend 5.0 is an Entertainment Package, while Husband 1.0 is an Operating System. Try entering the command:
C:/I-THOUGHT-YOU-LOVED-ME to download Tears 6.2, which should automatically install Guilt 3.0. If that application works as designed, Husband 1.0 should then automatically run the applications Jewellery 2.0 and Flowers 3.5. But remember, overuse of the above application can cause Husband 1.0 to default to Grumpy Silence 2.5, Happy Hour 7.0, or Beer 6.1.
WARNING: Beer 6.1 is a very nasty program that will create Snoring Loudly.
CAUTION: Whatever you do, DO NOT install Mother-in-law. This is not a supported application and will crash Husband 1.0.
In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have limited memory and cannot learn new applications quickly. You might consider buying additional software to improve memory and performance. I personally recommend Hot Food 3.0 and Lingerie 7.7.
Good Luck,Tech Support
 
format and reinstall.
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Like Pheelix, I also run Open Source.
I'm running a multi-distribution system that allows me to go out and be compatible with several other systems, regardless of the language they were originally programmed in, or designed for.
A simple announcement, handshake, and permission request is usually enough for me...

The downside is that my hardware often overheats from excess usage. Running multiple programs is a serious drain on my system's resources, and requires extra coolant to be piped in, usually a liquid form, although refrigerant gases such as nitrous oxide is an acceptable substitute.
Peripherals, particularly those that plug into various ports often change the usage experience, but the novelty wears of quickly, and I usually go back to the regular HIDs.
But back to the root problem...

Viruses are a constant problem, as any computer user knows. I recommend going out and buying RubberGuard, available in a 6, 12 and 24 use packs. I've also seen 144 usage packs for people that like to network with several other systems, particularly if those are unknown systems that have only recently made acquaintance with the rest of the network, although these have to be requested directly from the supplier or a specialty retailer
 
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