To everyone lucky and cool enough to be going to Affiliate Summit East this weekend in Miami, just wanted to make sure all of you remember to bring a business card, at least one, and a photo ID to the show.
Why?
Well you silly snotface, because this is a business conference, and they require 2 proofs of ID to match your ASE pass. When you signed up, they asked you for a company name, and although I think you can edit it, even as late as now, they want to make sure you really are doing business of some type in this industry. You WILL be asked to show a business card.
You WILL also be asked to show a photo ID (government issued - passport, license, permit, etc - not a library card or your pre-paid Visa card). You also need to be at least 18 years old to go to the show, and yes, since this IS America, at least 21 years old to drink alchohol -- I really don't think they care if you only have to be 12 years old to drink it in your country, they are pretty damn strict about it here. If you're not 18 years old, you better bring your mommy or daddy with you or email someone there and ask what you should do just in case you get lost (I think you should stay put, and then stop, drop and roll, so that your folks can find you by way of laughter from the crowd).
So, with all of that said and done, I hope to see lots of you at the show, and even though it will be pretty damn hard to miss us, we will be owning it up at booth #67.
We're also the official media sponsor of the Copeac, WebmasterRadio, and WickedFire party, along with some other fun sponsors. That party will be on Monday night as the official conference party of the night too (July 9th) at a place called Mansion. If you want to find out more, go and RSVP your ass at Affiliate Bash. If you're underage or have any questions about it, I was told that Danielle from Copeac loves customer support questions, so go ask her! Do not ask about it here, because we don't have the answer for you, and we'd probably just end up poking fun at you so that you end up showing up there wearing a diaper outside of your pants.
That's all from us really.. We're less than a week away and still we don't know about the tshirts yet. Let's see if Kevin will save the day or not. If there is a riot about it, blame him, not me.
Alright, this message is over. Go get as much work done on your porn collection...err.. affiliate sites, before you have to leave to Miami. See you there turds!
Why?
Well you silly snotface, because this is a business conference, and they require 2 proofs of ID to match your ASE pass. When you signed up, they asked you for a company name, and although I think you can edit it, even as late as now, they want to make sure you really are doing business of some type in this industry. You WILL be asked to show a business card.
You WILL also be asked to show a photo ID (government issued - passport, license, permit, etc - not a library card or your pre-paid Visa card). You also need to be at least 18 years old to go to the show, and yes, since this IS America, at least 21 years old to drink alchohol -- I really don't think they care if you only have to be 12 years old to drink it in your country, they are pretty damn strict about it here. If you're not 18 years old, you better bring your mommy or daddy with you or email someone there and ask what you should do just in case you get lost (I think you should stay put, and then stop, drop and roll, so that your folks can find you by way of laughter from the crowd).
So, with all of that said and done, I hope to see lots of you at the show, and even though it will be pretty damn hard to miss us, we will be owning it up at booth #67.
We're also the official media sponsor of the Copeac, WebmasterRadio, and WickedFire party, along with some other fun sponsors. That party will be on Monday night as the official conference party of the night too (July 9th) at a place called Mansion. If you want to find out more, go and RSVP your ass at Affiliate Bash. If you're underage or have any questions about it, I was told that Danielle from Copeac loves customer support questions, so go ask her! Do not ask about it here, because we don't have the answer for you, and we'd probably just end up poking fun at you so that you end up showing up there wearing a diaper outside of your pants.
That's all from us really.. We're less than a week away and still we don't know about the tshirts yet. Let's see if Kevin will save the day or not. If there is a riot about it, blame him, not me.
Alright, this message is over. Go get as much work done on your porn collection...err.. affiliate sites, before you have to leave to Miami. See you there turds!
