Inc. is running for office, vote for Inc.

BlueYonder

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Most people know that the Supreme Court recently extended free speech rights of personhood to corporations. And there are criticisms that corps will simply use this right to influence politics even further by buying more influence than they do already. It makes a mockery of campaign finance laws.

In response, Murray Hill, Inc. has taken its new status literally, and is running for political office on the Republican ticket. Here is their FB page.

Murray Hill, Inc.

If a corp has the rights of personhood, and can run for office, why can't we marry one? (The marrying part is my idea.)
 


Genius. All i have to do is start a strip club company. Marry said strip club company and then I can have tons of hot ass wives.