Once upon a time, there was a little cockroach called Kimmi who thought that he was an SEO Guru. He was a hard working little cockroach, who had honed his skills in the SEO sewers of Warrior Forum and Digital Point.
One morning, as he was scouring for a new home, he saw the bright lights of WickedFire and was totally mesmerized by it. He packed his tiny little bags and made his way to the promised land.
On arrival, he launched what he thought was the greatest White Hat SEO service on WF. It was his masterpiece... a culmination of all his years of working in the trenches. He even got a few compliments early on. He was happy in his new home - he had finally made it!
Until one day, a curious young SEO named GingerSnaps, asked him a question about his White Hat Masterpiece. The response was extremely disappointing and Snaps quickly realised that this little cockroach was not who he said he was and did not belong here in WF.
But Kimii, was a resilient little cockroach and survived to fight another day.
A few days later, TheAllspark questioned the cockroach about his white hat strategy... only to be met with an insult. The Allspark, kept his cool as responded politely but was insulted again. You see, this cockroach has spent too long living amongst sewer rats and did not know how to respond to questions or critique.
Realising he had started a war he could not win, Kimii the cockroach approached Moderator Mike and asked him to adjudicate. Mike quickly realised that the cockroach was out of his depth, and offered him some sound advice along with a stern warning.
But the cockroach did not head Mike's warning and came back whining like a little baby. Frustrated with this stupid little cockroach, Mike used his power as a moderator and banished Kimii the cockroach back into the wilderness... where he had to once again fight for his survival.
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