Interview Tips for Recent College Grads and Young Professionals

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dogfighter

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Been interviewing a lot of young candidates lately for some assistant-type positions, and I just wanted to purge some of what I wish I could say to them. Maybe this will come in handy for some of the young professionals on WF. Not all tips will apply to all jobs/professions/companies obviously.

0. This comes before #1 because if you don't understand this then the rest won't mean shit. The other people out there seeking jobs are your competition. Doesn't matter if they're seeking the same job as you, they are still your competitors. You have to say and do everything you can to differentiate yourself from them if you want to land a decent job.

1. You're being hired to do a job, not to put in hours. You are being paid the salary of someone who can complete certain tasks. If completing those tasks requires you to learn new skills, software, etc., do so quickly and on your own time. Otherwise, either don't accept the job or request a decrease to the pay level of someone who can't complete those tasks while you learn.

2. If the person interviewing you doesn't have a 2-page resume, you sure as shit better not have one.

3. If you can't read people yet, start learning. If the person interviewing you is insecure, talk about how you realize that your job is to elevate your boss and your department. If they are young, act impressed by their accomplishments but don't mention their age. If they are overconfident, act humble but hungry and extend your hand at the end of the interview and ask them for the job. This person has to work with you for the next X years, and will not hire you if they can't imagine themselves doing that.

4. When I ask you where you see yourself in 5 years, if you say "I'd like to be where you are", the interview is over. I'm not hiring someone who is already thinking about taking my job.

5. Ask questions during and after the interview. When I ask at the end if you have any questions, don't tell me we "pretty much covered everything".

6. Take notes, but ask permission before you do.

7. Bring something that I care about. Your writing samples or design portfolio are nice, but prepare something specifically to do with MY company. For example, if you want to be my new email campaign designer, get your hands on a copy of my last campaign and show me how you could increase deliverability or reduce display errors.

8. Showing up 10-15 minutes early is good. Showing up 30 minutes early makes you look like an asshole.

9. Learn the names of the people in the company before you get there. When I mention "John Smith", respond "oh, the Director of New Business Development, right?".

10. NEVER oversell or misrepresent yourself.

11. Ask every person you know with a job over the age of 30 to mock-interview and critique you.

12. Cover letters are NOT optional.

13. Post-interview thank-you emails are NOT optional.

14. Get a real email address, stop applying for jobs using BigPimp420@aol.com

15. People your age are notorious for job-hopping. People in my position hate losing good workers and trying to find new ones. Use that knowledge to tell me something about your goals that will make me want to hire you.

16. Excitement is contagious. Smile, nod, and move your hands. Make me believe that you love what you're being asked to do for a living.

17. Your college courses and projects got you the degree that got you the interview. Beyond that, I don't care that you worked with fucking "SPSS". Show me that you understand what I need and that you can consistently deliver it, not that you were the "treasurer" for your freaking sorority.
 


Just wanted to contribute this as well...

I just went through the process from start to finish and landed myself a (great for my age) job.

Eye contact. Pay attention. Slouching? I was sitting straight up all of the time, yet looked comfortable.

For God's sake, when you shake someone's hand LOOK AT THEIR FACE. "Hey john, is - god what moisturizer do you use this is amazing!" NO!

The #1 tip that was given to me by my school (which really didn't give me much, but this makes the difference) - if a potential employer asks you what your weakness is. Don't JUST answer the question, offer a solution!

Mine was organization. I always said "I have a slight problem with staying organized, however over the last few months I've developed a simple system using a notebook and sticky notes to prioritize my work and keep everything in order. Because of this I've been able to speed up my work and never miss a deadline". You just turned a "tell me why you suck" into a "this is why you should hire me".

Elaborate just enough to have them understand. Often four or five questions into an interview, I had already answered 80%+ of the questions on their page. This showed them I was prepared, did my research (including company research), and was on top of things.

Always tell them how you're going to help, but don't ever be too cocky unless you're good at reading them. I've studied psych for 7ish years, reading people is in my blood naturally - but if you don't know it, LEARN IT!

Hell, if you meet me at ASE mention this thread I'll teach you how to read eyes and other basic shit like posture & general body language. IT REALLY DOES MAKE A DIFFERENCE!
 
That's why I never had a job besides working for the government.

Why?

Because I have to go cock sucker interviews where some fat, middle age fat douche bag sits across from me and ask dumb ass questions.

"What do you see yourself doing 5 years from now?"
"Got reliable transportation?"
"You got a question for me" <-- no, I got a statement ... FUCK YOU.

God, working at some corporate office job ... bah. But hey, whatever.
 
I think you forgot #18,

18. Make sure to purchase chap stick, because your lips are going to get chapped from sucking all that dick.
 
#3 is new and helpful to me

Even though I'm in the "young recent grad" category myself, I have done the resume/interview/job shadow process from the other end, and my own impression from the applicants was that if you have half a brain, you are a hot commodity. Most people we dealt with were people that just sounded like they were tired of life, people who were too old to do the job (admin. assistant) and people who just wouldn't shut up over the phone. The creme de la creme were selected for job shadows, where I learned that they either fibbed their whole resume, or could not follow simple instructions (such as "google our competitors, and put their company names in a spreadsheet").

Getting a job is not as difficult as you think. You're already halfway there when you can type proper English on a keyboard... which brings me to my own piece of advice: in our time, the only way the hiring company can assess your intelligence (at least until a phone/in-person interview) is to see if your resume and cover letter are grammatical and typo-free. HR people immediately discard resumes with typos, regardless of your qualifications, and even a few innocent problems lead to serious second thoughts before calling you for a follow-up.
 
what would be the best answer to question #4 (where you see yourself in 5 years) ?

some really nice points there.
 
I actually talked about this with my old boss one day(after I got the job), and he mentioned the reason I ended up getting it over better qualified candidates(I was a sophmore/junior in HS competing against 2nd/3rd year college students for a tech position)
What he ended up saying was I was the only person out of the group that got a callback for a second interview that was confident, but not cocky.
People will only think you're as good as you think you are, but you shouldn't have to tell them how good you are.
 
The #1 tip that was given to me by my school (which really didn't give me much, but this makes the difference) - if a potential employer asks you what your weakness is. Don't JUST answer the question, offer a solution!

The absolute, most base, if you can't get this one right, most killer tip :bowdown:

Finding people who can follow instructions is easy; finding those that can not only work out new solutions but do so under their own initiative is damned hard. You can screw up a lot of the interview, but passing this test will get your name on the list of potential hires WAY above anything else.
 
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