I've been recently trying to solve a cloaking problem and came here thinking that there might be an answer. Low and behold, I couldn't even find a section here on cloaking. Weird? Maybe I'm blind? Did I miss it somewhere? Any help would be great! 

Seriously, DOS batch files? You should have coded some tricky morphing asm and I might have atleast smiled.
Wow, you guys really are sad now. This use to be a cool ass place to get info. Sucks to be you.
Seriously, DOS batch files? You should have coded some tricky morphing asm and I might have atleast smiled.
Wow, you guys really are sad now. This use to be a cool ass place to get info. Sucks to be you.
Slow down, young motivator.
We're happy to help. Just because this section is called Shooting the Shit doesn't mean your question doesn't belong here. Despite all the dickrolling, we actually have a proud history of helping others in this section.
Now tell us, what seems to be the trouble?
Yeah, but you gotta look for it harder, because it's... cloaked.
edit: dangit, beat me to it.