I've failed English twice (so far), but I'll write content till I die

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Crackajg said:
I'll take a 500 worder. My stamp of approval is like gold mother fucker. Better make that shit top-notch.
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Fuck you and your stamp of gold, your a fucking bitch who writes content for people, stop acting like your some internet pimp


Crackajg said:
The kid done good.
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So condescending, why not just say that 'he did good', not 'the kid done good'.

Oh and I thought you were a gansta with the whole 'fo shizzle' thing, ganstas don't say 'the kid done good'.


Crackajg said:
Unless I can manage to recruit him first.. :1bluewinky:
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Maybe he doesn't want to be recruited by you, because you're a rude, arrogant prick.


Go write some bullshit about acai for someone who makes more money than you, and stopping acting like your 162 posts mean shit.


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larrybn said:
Fuck you and your stamp of gold, your a fucking bitch who writes content for people, stop acting like your some internet pimp




So condescending, why not just say that 'he did good', not 'the kid done good'.

Oh and I thought you were a gansta with the whole 'fo shizzle' thing, ganstas don't say 'the kid done good'.




Maybe he doesn't want to be recruited by you, because you're a rude, arrogant prick.


Go write some bullshit about acai for someone who makes more money than you, and stopping acting like your 162 posts mean shit.


/rant
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I just got to see the sample..
It's well written, passed CS and well documented.
Word of advice- when you feed the crawlers with fresh content, they love to see what's it all about and they do that by analyzing the keyword density. This is not exact science but it's said to be optimal between 3%-7%. The keyword density on the sample is of only 1% for the main keyword. Out of 444 words the body has 5 of those main keywords.
Considering that this guy had to review 5 different topics and lay down 2500 words within 24H..Kudos!

It' also refreshing to read content made by native English speakers. I'm used of using getafreelancer.com where I pay about $1/500 words, but the quality is 5 times shittier.

All in all- excellent work.
I'll put this sample to good use pretty soon!
 
larrybn said:
Fuck you and your stamp of gold, your a fucking bitch who writes content for people, stop acting like your some internet pimp




So condescending, why not just say that 'he did good', not 'the kid done good'.

Oh and I thought you were a gansta with the whole 'fo shizzle' thing, ganstas don't say 'the kid done good'.




Maybe he doesn't want to be recruited by you, because you're a rude, arrogant prick.


Go write some bullshit about acai for someone who makes more money than you, and stopping acting like your 162 posts mean shit.


/rant
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I once heard crack was so good, he joined a creative writing class and the teacher told him he should be teaching the class not in the class, and promptly told him to leave.
 
Received a 500 word sample article from blank_czech. I've got to say that this is the best article writing I've come across for the price.

Not only is it written by someone who's a native English speaker, but the article has a personal touch to it. Very well-written.

Definitely recommend.

More orders on the way!
 
larrybn said:
Fuck you and your stamp of gold, your a fucking bitch who writes content for people, stop acting like your some internet pimp

So condescending, why not just say that 'he did good', not 'the kid done good'.

Oh and I thought you were a gansta with the whole 'fo shizzle' thing, ganstas don't say 'the kid done good'.

Maybe he doesn't want to be recruited by you, because you're a rude, arrogant prick.

Go write some bullshit about acai for someone who makes more money than you, and stopping acting like your 162 posts mean shit.

/rant
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What got your panties in a bunch?

I dunno what the fuck you're talking about with the "gangsta shit" cause when I say "fo-shizzle" it's sure as fuck not to be gangsta.

And I'm condescending when I'm recommending his services to other people? Really?

I do the whole arrogant content writer thing because it's what gets me jobs. Yes, you're right, I don't have a credit card to back a significant amount on PPC stuff and I need to put food in my daughters stomach and a roof over her head.

I got no fucking idea what set you off like a whining little bitch, but it seems like you take message board personalities just a tad too seriously. If you don't like how I get my work, then go fuck yourself. If you don't like that -I- can't really help the fact that I can't jump headfirst into full-time AM'ing yet, then go fuck yourself.

And by all means, pat yourself on the back all you want while shitting on how much money I make. That's real classy. You think I don't know that I make fucking pennies compared to other people on here? You think I fucking like it when someone who I wrote content for comes up to me the next day and talks about how they had a 5k day? It's fucking AWESOME lemme tell you, and you have NO FUCKING CLUE how much I BUST my fucking ass around here to make a small portion of what everyone else makes.

If you can't read between the lines between me doing shit for publicity and who I actually am, maybe we're going to have to have a chat at one of the conferences and see if you'll still run your fucking mouth.

And I still can't believe you thought I was trying to be gangsta by saying "fo-shizzle". Get a sense of humor bro.
 
New Prices

My bad, I meant my prices to read $2.50 per 250 word article, not $5.00. Sorry about the confusion! I realize the previous price was a bit high, hahaha.
 
Crackajg said:
What got your panties in a bunch?

I dunno what the fuck you're talking about with the "gangsta shit" cause when I say "fo-shizzle" it's sure as fuck not to be gangsta.

And I'm condescending when I'm recommending his services to other people? Really?

I do the whole arrogant content writer thing because it's what gets me jobs. Yes, you're right, I don't have a credit card to back a significant amount on PPC stuff and I need to put food in my daughters stomach and a roof over her head.

I got no fucking idea what set you off like a whining little bitch, but it seems like you take message board personalities just a tad too seriously. If you don't like how I get my work, then go fuck yourself. If you don't like that -I- can't really help the fact that I can't jump headfirst into full-time AM'ing yet, then go fuck yourself.

And by all means, pat yourself on the back all you want while shitting on how much money I make. That's real classy. You think I don't know that I make fucking pennies compared to other people on here? You think I fucking like it when someone who I wrote content for comes up to me the next day and talks about how they had a 5k day? It's fucking AWESOME lemme tell you, and you have NO FUCKING CLUE how much I BUST my fucking ass around here to make a small portion of what everyone else makes.

If you can't read between the lines between me doing shit for publicity and who I actually am, maybe we're going to have to have a chat at one of the conferences and see if you'll still run your fucking mouth.

And I still can't believe you thought I was trying to be gangsta by saying "fo-shizzle". Get a sense of humor bro.
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Dude it's not about the money, it's about how you carry yourself.
I'm not into affiliate marketing, I do some design work and dabble in website flipping but by no means am I rich.

I respect that you obviously work hard and most of what you say is just to get work. I'm sure your a nice guy in real life, but I can't stand people who hype themselves crazily on the internet.
 
larrybn said:
Dude it's not about the money, it's about how you carry yourself.
I'm not into affiliate marketing, I do some design work and dabble in website flipping but by no means am I rich.

I respect that you obviously work hard and most of what you say is just to get work. I'm sure your a nice guy in real life, but I can't stand people who hype themselves crazily on the internet.
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Alright, fair enough. Definitely noted and I'll tone down the stupid shit.
 
Webferret said:
hahahahahahahahahahahaha


ah... if only it WAS like 1999 again man.

very funny tho. Keep em coming.
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I wasn't being sarcastic. :) You can't link to a shoes factory when your article is about Cheerios. You probably know as well as I do that links in content weigh heavier when they're actually relevant.

I'll gladly read your theory on keyword density in a PM, 'cause this is obviously not the place.
 
motto said:
I wasn't being sarcastic. :) You can't link to a shoes factory when your article is about Cheerios. You probably know as well as I do that links in content weigh heavier when they're actually relevant.

I'll gladly read your theory on keyword density in a PM, 'cause this is obviously not the place.
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Keyword density don't mean shit.

But I'm sure the OP is pleased with all this thread bumping, it's seems he does great work.
 
motto said:
I wasn't being sarcastic. :) You can't link to a shoes factory when your article is about Cheerios. You probably know as well as I do that links in content weigh heavier when they're actually relevant.

I'll gladly read your theory on keyword density in a PM, 'cause this is obviously not the place.
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too fucking funny. I can link whatever I fucking like to whatever I fucking like. Or is there some new 'Internets Police' u r about to tell us all about?

BTW, have you sorted your 'meta tags' yet?

And don't forget that 'tell a friend' button.

Or hand-submitting to 120,000 Paki directories.

And using nothing but duplicate content is the best thing too.


Jeezuz. Where do these fucking fruitloops come from? I mean like what year are they tunneling in from? Pre 2k??
 
Webferret said:
too fucking funny. I can link whatever I fucking like to whatever I fucking like. Or is there some new 'Internets Police' u r about to tell us all about?

BTW, have you sorted your 'meta tags' yet?

And don't forget that 'tell a friend' button.

Or hand-submitting to 120,000 Paki directories.

And using nothing but duplicate content is the best thing too.


Jeezuz. Where do these fucking fruitloops come from? I mean like what year are they tunneling in from? Pre 2k??
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:)
You're just jealous..

I really apologize for all the offtopic. I'll refrain from posting in this thread unless I want to buy some content.
 
LazyHippy said:
Want an edit on ya original post?
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Something like that, yes. A lot of you may be wondering why I don't accept orders over 2000 usually. That's because I'm a student and I want to keep my turnaround rate <24 hours ideally and <48 hours max.

So, I can still take larger orders, it's just going to take me a little while to do them, because my schedule varies from day to day.

And yes, for clarification, my rates are $2.50 for 250 words, and $5.00 for 500 words. Basically, .01/word.

Oh, and when you order, it's helpful for me (and you) if you are more specific when you order content. Being more specific helps me write faster and high quality content. So it's better for the both of us.
 
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