These 2 Irishmen were fishing... one starts to reel in his Rod and realizes he has caught something.. come to find out it was a Genie Lamp...so the Lad rubs it and a Genie Appears.. the Genie says you have one wish...and the Lad proclaimes.. TURN THIS LAKE INTO BEER!!! and the Genie makes it so....The other Irishmen Glares at him and states..YOU ASSHOLE !!! NOW WE HAVE TO PISS IN THE BOAT
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Ecological disasters aren't funny. It may have been humorous for a moment as marine wildlife in the area flailed about drunkenly in the hops infested waters, but the situation became grim as they all floated to the top due to alcohol poisoning. Sick bastard, this was their 9/11.
A man was in a hurry to meet his friend down at the nearby lake. On the way down there, he was stopped by a man fully dressed in red. The man pulled over, and the red man asked, "Hi, I'm the red jerk of the highway. Have anything to eat?" The man smiled and handed him a sandwich. He continued down the highway and was yet again pulled over by a man fully dressed in green. He stopped and the guy in green said, "Hi, I'm the green jerk of the highway. Have anything to drink?" Without smiling, the man handed the green guy his coke. He started off again and started to speed down the highway. Yet again he was stopped by a guy fully dressed in blue. Sighing, he pulled over and pulled down his window, leant out and said, "Let me guess. You're the blue jerk of the highway. What do you want?" "Registration and license please"
A faggot and a jew walked into a bar. The faggot says "Can you cover me, I forgot my wallet?". The jew kills him.
