Jury duty tomorrow... how to get out?

[Hav3n]

"They wouldn't have arrested him if he wasn't guilty"

 

[Hale.Pane]

 

[Kstanki2]

The racist card is a surefire way, but beware of unforeseen consequences:

[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3A_jeCAfn0E]Whitest Kids U' Know - Juror (HQ) - YouTube[/ame]

 

[CLKeenan]

Inb4 deal gets struck and you don't have to actuall go anywhere

Ding ding ding! Just got sent home early. They didn't need anyone today at all. Actually wasn't so bad sitting around in a room with no wifi. Bought my laptop and got a ton of stuff done that doesn't require the interwebz and allowed me to focus.