just joined need help please

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I Think I Understand

Oh dear God...seriously? You signed up today, and rather than taking some time to read or use the SEARCH.......

Okay, here's a surefire way to make some money (no joke):
  1. Get a video camera
  2. Strip down buck naked
  3. Now stick one thumb up your ass and the other in your mouth
  4. Every thirty seconds switch thumb positions (the one in your butt goes to your mouth and vice versa)
  5. Get 5 minutes or so of this
  6. Make a page with ads for fetish and gay porn on it
  7. Start posting on forums "Hey did you see this sick shit [insert link here]"
  8. Sit back and watch the dough roll in.
I'm sure you're offended now, and think I'm a prick. Oh well, I'll get over it. But I'm serious, that WILL make you money. Look at the guy that did 2Girls1Cup: he makes over $400 a day from AFF ads. At least that what he told me a month ago. It may be more or less now.

If that's too much for your sensibilities, then go to:
http://www.wickedfire.com/newbie-questions/9651-wf-treasure-trove-articles-threads-read.html

and read every single thread linked from there.

Okay, I think I understand, but I'm a NooB too. My only question...does it matter which thumb I start with ?
 


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