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WOW, I was searching for domain names... came across this LOLworld.com

She will teach you the internet. Pretty fucking hot cheetah

lolworld
 


"Learn to send effective email"

I'm going to order a lesson for her. I wonder how much she charge per hour?
 
lol think I have SEO on my mind the first thing I though was 02-1997 nice aged domain! its regged until 2014 ... one of you go and make the old lady an offer she can retire on ;)
 
Can she teach me how to build a landing page cause her's is off the hook 1996 style dog


* We design creative, fresh web sites - or an online album for your special event (Pets are a speciality!)
 
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Sweet irony :D
 
Can she teach me how to build a landing page cause her's is off the hook 1996 style dog


* We design creative, fresh web sites - or an online album for your special event (Pets are a speciality!)

Honestly, I know you guys think this is some whack shit. But here's some news for you ungrammatical fags who hate the post office, the color scheme and the copy on that were split tested for 10 years, call me when you're doing business face to face with the 10,000 customers we get from that site every week. Yeah, that's right half million clicks per week ringing 100k off that conv. rate, just me and my wife. She's the mastermind behind it. So fuck y'all. I'm going down stairs to mix some tapes and work on the proprecia CPC hair loss formula. Remember, I'm older than you.

Out,

Ev
 
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Yah, this has been on the front page of reddit all day. People have been having fun going through archive.org.
At one point, they had a LOL Ltd. $599 "using the net" seminar.
 
this one is great. the link is classic (not a dickroll):

Dear Ms. Warren,
I stumbled across your page recently and I have to say it is refreshing to me to see such a simple straightforward layout. However, I found the cheetah up top to be a rather chilling touch on an otherwise innocent page. I certainly do not want this sprinting feral carnivore coming to "help" me!
I think you might have success with a more inviting mascot. May I suggest an animation my friend recently created? It is free for you to copy and you can find it by clicking here.
Thank you and have a fantastic day.
And now we wait...
 
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