Okay, so Decco/Carsforcheap and I are about to launch a semi-spammy advertising campaign (not on here) for our football tout/picks service. In order to get the word out on here for anyone that might be interested, I figured I'd feature all of this weeks picks on here for free so that: A) You can see that my little mathmetical/value system that combines little bits from all of the documented, well-respected professional handicappers actually WORKS and more importantly, B) Do that shit for free. Think of it as a review copy. Or something.
One pick per week is just $4.99, one week is $19.99, and there's different pricing ranges for how much you want to save by buying in bulk. Don't act like 85% of you aren't fucking loaded and can easily afford this -- and it's proven to be successful and more importantly, lucrative. It hit 57.4% success last year and is hitting 66.7% this year (not to mention our college football shit that's about to launch that hit 65-70ish% yesterday) thus far. But in order to prove that this shit works, here's the FULL excerpt from this weeks member section:
'Currently sitting at 66.7% success for the season. Not a bad start!
Time's a tight this week unfortunately, so the analysis isn't as long as it is normally, but rest assured that the picks are all well-researched and chalk full of value!
Let's get this party started, shall we?
Good luck and stay profitable! 
Now, I realize a lot of you don't even like football, but if you think of this as more of a return on an investment, this shit is hitting a ridiculous ROI. As long as everything keeps going as it has been since last year and so far this year, you can stand to make a decent amount of money depending on what you bet with the online bookmakers. It's usually -110 odds, but there's always value plays if you keep your eye open. -110 odds means you bet $110 to win $100 (that $10 is called the "vigorish" and goes into the greedy-ass fucking slimedog bookies hands), or for you fucking ballers out there, bet $1,100 to win $1,000.
If you need ANY help getting setup with an online bookmaker account, you can start with either Bookmaker, 5Dimes, Pinnacle (Outside of the U.S. only) or pretty much any other top-rated sportsbooks listed on Sports Book Review.com. And yes, I realize I could have just posted a few referral links, but this is a review-type copy remember?
Also, if you have ANY other questions about the process of actually putting in a football bet online then hit me up in PM or just IM me on AIM, screen name MMACrack, and I'll guide you through that shit step-by-step for free. Thank you, I know that I'm very nice.
That's all I got. May you all have a pleasant and profitable Sunday.
One pick per week is just $4.99, one week is $19.99, and there's different pricing ranges for how much you want to save by buying in bulk. Don't act like 85% of you aren't fucking loaded and can easily afford this -- and it's proven to be successful and more importantly, lucrative. It hit 57.4% success last year and is hitting 66.7% this year (not to mention our college football shit that's about to launch that hit 65-70ish% yesterday) thus far. But in order to prove that this shit works, here's the FULL excerpt from this weeks member section:
'Currently sitting at 66.7% success for the season. Not a bad start!
Time's a tight this week unfortunately, so the analysis isn't as long as it is normally, but rest assured that the picks are all well-researched and chalk full of value!
Let's get this party started, shall we?
The game: GB @ STL
The play: STL (+6.5)
What the line should be: STL (+4)
Analysis: The Rams are bound to cover one of these weeks, and if not, off to our shit-list they'll go. All signs are pointing towards a bounce-back week at home for them in this third week of the season.
The game: SF @ MIN
The play: SF (+6.5)** (Pick of the week)
What the line should be: SF (+4)
Analysis: Who woulda thunk it? San Francisco has been looking like a playoff contender thus far this year. Minnesota has yet to play any team of the 49ers' caliber, so despite being on the road, taking the plus four points and the Niners is a smart thing to do.
The game: ATL @ NE
The play: ATL (+4)
What the line should be: EV/PK
Analysis: The Patriots doomsayers might be overreacting, but this is a tough matchup and +4 for the Falcons is entirely too much, so says our numbers.
The game: TEN @ NYJ
The play: NYJ (-2.5 / -3)
What the line should be: NYJ (-5)
Analysis: Can the Jets continue their domininance against a tough Titans team who finds themselves in a must-win game this week? We're saying yes.
The game: NO @ BUF
The play: BUF (+4)
What the line should be: EV/PK
Analysis: Buffalo is never an easy place to play in, and odds are, the Saints juggernaut offensive attack has to slow down some time. The system says it's this week.
The game: WAS @ DET
The play: DET (+6)
What the line should be: DET (+2)
Analysis: Detroit might even be worth throwing a small amount on the money line, but you can't go wrong with taking the +6 at home against a relatively weak (for the NFC Beast at least) Redskins team.
*Lines are subject to change. A la, your bookies dummy.*'
Now, I realize a lot of you don't even like football, but if you think of this as more of a return on an investment, this shit is hitting a ridiculous ROI. As long as everything keeps going as it has been since last year and so far this year, you can stand to make a decent amount of money depending on what you bet with the online bookmakers. It's usually -110 odds, but there's always value plays if you keep your eye open. -110 odds means you bet $110 to win $100 (that $10 is called the "vigorish" and goes into the greedy-ass fucking slimedog bookies hands), or for you fucking ballers out there, bet $1,100 to win $1,000.
If you need ANY help getting setup with an online bookmaker account, you can start with either Bookmaker, 5Dimes, Pinnacle (Outside of the U.S. only) or pretty much any other top-rated sportsbooks listed on Sports Book Review.com. And yes, I realize I could have just posted a few referral links, but this is a review-type copy remember?
Also, if you have ANY other questions about the process of actually putting in a football bet online then hit me up in PM or just IM me on AIM, screen name MMACrack, and I'll guide you through that shit step-by-step for free. Thank you, I know that I'm very nice.
That's all I got. May you all have a pleasant and profitable Sunday.
