Luke's 1000th Post... 3 Wishes for the USA

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For my 1K post I wanted to do something a little different, and have been thinking about this for a good month now. If you just want some nice booby pics, I can't do any better than you'll find Here. However if you are ready for something interesting and fun, join me in giving your opinion on the three worst problems with America.

I find it really intriguing how such differing opinions exist about one countries' problems. Hopefully our ranking of the issues here will shed some light on what the smart ppl of the world really think about our problems, and how much we agree.

Let's say you find a Genie who will grant you exactly three wishes, but only three wishes that solve some major problem with America. (Damn specific Genie, I know.) You've got three magical wishes to make America as 'perfect' as possible. You just have to name the three exact problems for the Genie to make dissapear. (In other words, let's not bicker about the varied trade-offs of making these wishes.)

Here are my 3 wishes for the USA, in order of importance:

1. Corporate control of the Government through Lobbying.

This would solve so many problems that so many scary documentaries like Food Inc. and Gasland point out... We'd have far better Medicine, better products, a more stable economy with less outsourcing, policians whose hands are untied and can really solve your issues for a change, etc, etc... It would solve a large percentage of the overall problems with the USA just by stopping corporations from lobbying our lawmakers.

All of the other problems I bitch about regularly here on this forum, including Credit & debt, Taxes, oil versus solar or Nuclear power, and Health Care, all really fall under Problem #1 as far as I'm concerned. If only we could get every American to watch Centurty of the Self and know how this problem is at the root of all evils in the USA. It makes all political problems here look like two kids fighting over the last cookie.


2. Educational unimportance.

Although education starts AT HOME, not just in the classrooms, the amount of care America puts into it's educational system is staggeringly low, on par with many, many 3rd-world countries, and NOT on par with any other 1st world countries. -Solving this problem would allow us to create smarter citizens that want to make something of themselves and the world around them, instead of winding up on welfare or in prison. And speaking of prison...


3. Prison profiteering.

The percentage of America in the prison system is larger than any other countries' percentage on Earth. Why? It is profitable for industries to keep them there, at a loss to the taxpayer, naturally. Sadly, the effects of treating our criminals like this only makes them WORSE criminals, not better, and the cycle grows and grows until most of the nation is in cell block A. Not cool.

Many liberals argue that the prison problems here are all solved when you solve the education system problem... I disagree. There is an Industry built to take advantage of prisoners, (and the taxpayers) and this means the corporations will continue to force cops to keep prisons full. Even if that problem is solved by both wishes 1 & 2 being granted, our mindset needs to change greatly on how to treat a criminal... Like Norway does it, for instance. Seems too liberal for us now, but would work fine if Wish #1 was granted.


What are YOUR three worst Problems with the USA to be wished away? (Foreigners feel free to join in & criticize away!)
 


Nice different 1000th post.

Don't your #1 and #3 contradict themselves though? On #1 you're pushing for corporate control of the state, on #3 you're pushing against it.

Maybe I misunderstood though.
 
Good post, and congrats on 1K.

Private prisons = get $40,000 per prisoner per anim. Their companies get traded publically and success of their stock depends on how many prisoners they keep.

I think the problems are much deeper than right/left/corporate, but I'll spare the tinfoil for another day.. just wanted to throw in a fucked up fact I learned the other day re private prison systems in the US.

EDIT: ok fuck it:

1. Get rid of the Federal Reserve.

2. Issue/print your own currency.

3. Balance the currency distribution with a scaled curve/growth while reducing your debt in a safe ratio until complete (apparently would take under two years) not to fuck up economy. (But I'm a Canadian so what do I know...)
 
Ok, re-read. I'm still having difficulty understanding how #1 would solve it. You mention about them not being able to influence cops, but if corporations own the police force too, then what stops two corporations owning both?
If I could wish away the Corporate influence on our Government, then the security industry could not lobby it to make it such a profitable situation for them.

Like ncmedia said, they're getting 40k per prisoner annually... That's just an insane amount of money; a HUGE incentive to stick people away, innocent or not.

Clearly it's in their best interest to keep the prisoners flowing in... Naturally they'll be lobbying every possible law in favor of jailing more and more people.
 
ok fuck it:

1. Get rid of the Federal Reserve.

2. Issue/print your own currency.

3. Balance the currency distribution with a scaled curve/growth while reducing your debt in a safe ratio until complete (apparently would take under two years) not to fuck up economy.
Are those your top three problems? They look more like three steps to solving one problem.

I agree that this "funny money" is horrible, but wouldn't any government organization replacing the Fed Reserve have the same possible weaknesses?

Also, would this help America more, or the rest of the world?
 
#1 - a law to keep people from posting differently when they hit 1000 posts

#2 - boobie pic as avatar mandatory when registering for WF, if you are female it must be your actuall boobs, if you are male it must be your wifes/GF

#3 - these avatars will reveal that the best boobs will be the forum members from USA.


...this will solve all of americas problems.
 
1. Either cut off trade with any Country that doesn't have labor laws equal to our own, or get rid of our labor laws - so that a company here in the U.S. at least has a fighting chance.

2. Force anyone that accepts a welfare check to take up all of the least desirable public sector jobs - like collecting garbage, street sanitation, etc. No work, no check.

3. Turn the entire internet into a giant dickroll for at least one full day a week, so that kids will go outside and play.
 
The problem with prisons is not that corporations want to keep people in there as it is the judge that decided on the sentence not the prison owners. The problem is that your sentencing is very harsh (rightly so in the case of violent crime) and a large percentage of your society are criminals.

The roots of the high levels of crime need to be studied and money and manpower spent on trying to solve that issue. Whether you see that as liberal or not doesn't dissuade from the fact that it is true.

By dropping the sentencing levels for higher levels of crime you are just keeping bad people on the streets where you don't want them.

Prisons in the US, from what I hear, are inhuman and basically help to breed more criminality. Now don't get me wrong, prison should not be nice, but there is a difference between not nice (sparse without privileges) and a huge drug riddled, gang ruled, bully boy, rape factory that they seem to be.

I for one believe that de-criminalization of drugs will go a long way to reduce crime and the total legalization of cannabis is definitely a good start. How many people in prison are directly or indirectly there due to drugs?

Also financial criminals should get reduced sentences but their stays at the federal holiday camps should be self funded, even to the point of bankruptcy and debt.

If you want to look at crazy you should look at the UK where the problem is pretty much the opposite. You get caught breaking into someones house while they are at home you don't go to prison, you don't even get arrested for shoplifting anymore. Serial rapists and baby molesters get a couple of years at most. The only REAL sentencing is for financial crimes. It's a joke.
 
How many people in prison are directly or indirectly there due to drugs?

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[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9CGlD50mdbs"]YouTube - The War on Drugs with John Stossel 1of6 Introduction and Police Baiting[/ame]
 
I don't know how this turned into a Prison thread again, but I agree with the sentiment obviously and it's a huge problem... The question is; do you guys think it's problem #1 in the USA?

If not, what is?

1. Either cut off trade with any Country that doesn't have labor laws equal to our own, or get rid of our labor laws - so that a company here in the U.S. at least has a fighting chance.

2. Force anyone that accepts a welfare check to take up all of the least desirable public sector jobs - like collecting garbage, street sanitation, etc. No work, no check.

3. Turn the entire internet into a giant dickroll for at least one full day a week, so that kids will go outside and play.
So Labor Laws, welfare abuse, and overuse of the internet by kids? Really? Those are your three biggest problems with the entire USA?

...I'll grant you welfare abuse though... If not for those assholes socialism could have worked. My solution for that stands; A hunting season for welfare families.
 
i agree with all of your points but would rather have seen titties instead
Yeah, I had worried that would be the case.

Fuck it then, For those that can't be bothered to click through, my top 5 favorite pairs of boobies:

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Now, can we get back to curing what ails America? :ak:
 
Also financial criminals should get reduced sentences but their stays at the federal holiday camps should be self funded, even to the point of bankruptcy and debt.

You want criminals (the people most likely to commit a crime) to be put in debt so that when they get out of jail the only way they feel like they'll be able to repay their debt is to commit another crime?

I agree in theory with your idea, but in practice you'll be doing society more harm than good. You'll be putting criminals on the street quicker and while also giving them more incentive to commit crimes.
 
Holy fuck you made this confusing... your thread title says '3 wishes for the USA', but the 3 things you listed aren't the wishes they're the problems. I thought you were wishing for corporate control of the government!
 
Holy fuck you made this confusing... your thread title says '3 wishes for the USA', but the 3 things you listed aren't the wishes they're the problems. I thought you were wishing for corporate control of the government!


This. If you try to skim this shit you'll get all mindfucked and think you are some kind of... fuck there isn't even a word for it lol.
 
Prisons are not the number one problem. I couldnt agree more with Luke about his number one and two. The government controls too much. I was thinking about the driving laws in some European countries. In the US the old saying stands, "Do you have a drivers license? No, but I've got a Library Card." They hand these things out to anyone and everyone. But I suppose the DMV falls under lobbying somehow.

My second thought was on the military. There are two routes I could take on this. First, we pay entirely too much for equipment for the military, but that could be fixed if it wasn't privatized. Basically falls under Luke's #1. The other thought is who serves. In the film Lions for Lambs they lay out an excellent plan for having a trained country without spending a great deal of money... if I remember correctly.

They suggest every male student take one year away from high school and go through basic training. After that year they return for their senior year like they were never gone.

Maybe I'm ranting a problem that doesn't exist, and in that case I only have a top two and they aren't my idea.

Lions for Lambs could probably be labeled a propaganda film, but there are some ideas in there worth noting. And its decent film.
 
Holy fuck you made this confusing...I thought you were wishing for corporate control of the government!
LOL, I just went back and saw that... What a trollfest it could have been!

SSecretSvc said:
There are two routes I could take on this. First, we pay entirely too much for equipment for the military, but that could be fixed if it wasn't privatized. Basically falls under Luke's #1. The other thought is who serves. In the film Lions for Lambs they lay out an excellent plan for having a trained country without spending a great deal of money... if I remember correctly.

They suggest every male student take one year away from high school and go through basic training. After that year they return for their senior year like they were never gone.
So, um, exactly what is your "Wish" to fix the military situation with America then?
 
You want criminals (the people most likely to commit a crime) to be put in debt so that when they get out of jail the only way they feel like they'll be able to repay their debt is to commit another crime?

I agree in theory with your idea, but in practice you'll be doing society more harm than good. You'll be putting criminals on the street quicker and while also giving them more incentive to commit crimes.

You're probably right when it comes to repayment of debt, it was just an idea, but I would also definitely have a three strikes rule with financial crimes so that the repeat offenders are off the streets for longer times, but the single crimes shorter. And there should always be a system in place for repaying victims.

Debts can also be paid off as means tested i.e. the higher the income the more they pay back.

Just ideas.