Misc: What are you going to be for Halloween?

[egonitron]

I'm going to be the Heat Miser from Year Without a Santa Clause

I have a feeling I'm going to have to be explaining that a lot

 

[turbolapp]

Little Red Riding Hood.

I found a really cool looking Red Riding Cape so ....voila.

Now my hubby wants to be the big bad wolf.:338:

 

[Deliguy]

a roman soldier. Not the 300 style but the kind with the leather straps and a bronze breastplate and the big mohawk helmet....i stole it from that episode on smallville where Lex dressed up as one for a Halloween party.

 

[wesley]

 

[barman]

a fuckin hick with a real mullet.

 

[sampunk]

a half naked fatty

 

[E-graffiti]

I have a vibrator costume I was thinking about, ladies love their battery powered friends. But I just bought this old trench coat that will be perfect for a flasher. Depends on how cold it is.

 

[nachoninja]

I'm going as:

 

[bubbles]

Im not going to be it... but this is a damn good idea

 

[Mike]

My buddy sent me a perfect looking foam latex Hitler mask from Germany.

Im just not quite sure if I have the balls to pull it off.

I think it takes bigger cajones to put it on

I'm going as a fat biker that does internet marketing. Should be a big hit.

 

[springer]

I think you'll be an even BIGGER hit if you go as a fat internet marketer that does bikers

 

[elime]

This one is always a hit, and is great if you want something cheap / need a costume at the last minute. Extremely cheesy.

Tape (or somehow attach - I don't want to know the details) a potato to the front of your pants, right where the zipper usually is. People will inevitably ask, "What are you supposed to be?"

You simply reply, "A dictator."

 

[juiceman22]

I haven't been around for long, who the fuck is that guy anyway?

 

[SUP3RNOVA]

I haven't been around for long, who the fuck is that guy anyway?

that's Jon, the admin of Wickedfire.

 

[Aequitas]

that's Jon, the admin of Wickedfire.

haha no its not its CorrectAD drunk as fuck. This is Jon

 

[geekcognito]

that's Jon, the admin of Wickedfire.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAA

 

[trigatch4]

Wear jeans and only jeans. No shirt. No socks. Just jeans.

THEM: Hey, what are you supposed to be?
YOU: A premature ejaculation.
THEM: What?
YOU: I just came in my pants.

 

[turbolapp]

LOLOLOL

The poses are frighteningly similar

 

[0352]

I think you'll be an even BIGGER hit if you go as a fat internet marketer that does bikers

No, the whole idea is to go as something you are not already. So your idea wouldn't work.

 

[Monkeys-Uncle]

I am dressing up as Waldo (from Where is Waldo?). I found this website about people that like to dress up as Waldo in groups and go places, kind of weird... But some good info on how to pull off the Waldo look!