[MUST SEE] LOLS!!!! HYDRA EPIC FAIL!!!!!!

masonwiley said:
Hopefully soon we can replace all our staff with Terminator robots which should prevent problems like this ever happening again...
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"HYDRA SUCKS. I'LL NOT BE BACK."
 


If Hydra had Terminator AM's.....

KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK

<door slowly opens>

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Jon: Yes?

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Terminator: Jon Fisher?

Jon: Ummm. Yes?

Terminator: The same Jon Fisher who allowed a thread to stay on WickedFire for months about Hydra screwing some guy out of 25k?

Jon: I don't really like where this is going....

<high tech cut scene with all kinds of crazy graphic overlays...analyzing target, checking with Hydra central command, target aquired, orders: TERMINATE>

BLAM BLAM BLAM
 
Actually, I forgot this is Hydra we're talking about. Remove "BLAM BLAM BLAM" and replace with "Terminator serves Jon with cease and desist paperwork and a threat of a lawsuit for libel and slander".

I kid Mason. I kid.
 
I'd send them an e-mail letting them know Hydra sucks and then use your referral link to a better network.
 
I've seen another network do this too, I can't remember who it was. It's an AM screwup, they didn't send out their entire affiliate email list to everyone. Probably 300 addresses at the most. 90% of them probably do less than $100 a month.
 
masonwiley said:
Sorry. We do apologize for revealing a handful of our affiliate names/email addresses like that. One of our employees accidentally pasted in the wrong box.

That's the unfortunate thing about having to hire human beings. They are such a fallible species. Hopefully soon we can replace all our staff with Terminator robots which should prevent problems like this ever happening again... though they also will wipe out all humankind which might cut into volume and hence affiliate payouts a little... oh well. I am sure all here would agree that's a small price to pay for the sake of eliminating any possibility of error.

(and thank god for the edit button since my first posting had a TYPO in it!!! so glad no one saw that!!!!!!!!!!!!)
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Lol.. One of the best answer ever!
 
masonwiley said:
That's the unfortunate thing about having to hire human beings. They are such a fallible species. Hopefully soon we can replace all our staff with Terminator robots which should prevent problems like this ever happening again...
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well, your employees apparently rather replace themselves. 100% of the people i knew at hydra left in the last 4 months. circa.
 
i asked my 5th hydra am for some info about 3 weeks ago. She wouldnt give me the info until she gave me a full phone interview (ive been with them a long ass time). The questions were retarded.

After wasting 15 minutes of my time, she never has given me the info. Im hoping w4 will have the same breath of offers as hydra has because if they do, ill just cancel my hydra account.
 
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