My Friends - Your help is needed. Will you answer the call?

[BlogHue]

Come on Meaty? #DatBiCuriosity Brah!

My Handjob offer posted above still stands. Heck! I'll give you two... Happy?

 

[tavin]

Update: This event has been upgraded to full gay.

Still looking for:

- Anything we can get
- Fake Sponsors - Need logo & URL
- Fake Speakers - Need topic, headshot, & one Sentance bio
- Conference Logo
- Content - any suggestions on filling the filler copy we have now
- Social? - FB page already donated
- any other ideas

 

[Meatytreats]

Ok. I'm in now...

Keynote Speaker

Name: Maet Treets
Topic: When Life Gives you Shit, Make Chocolate
Bio: The candy man of internet marketing!

Headshot:

 

[EskimosWife]

Use me.

Coldette Toskimos

The Biggest SEO Myth: Links Wont Save Your Marriage.

 

[Douglife]

Dude I'm in.

"Doug Montgomery" - Keynote Speaker

Doug will present his latest offerings from his book titled "Douglife's Guide to Local Marketing", and offer up some fresh case studies from his latest works.

I'll be happy to record a 30sec 1minute video instead of that fucking wop.

EDIT: That theme is only 9$? Right on.

 

[tomaszjot]

Just received an application from a top industry expert.

Lori Gama - Your Online Visibility Expert

Reputation Management: How Licking Matt Cutts' Ass Can Lead to a Disaster

 

[tavin]

"Doug Montgomery" - Keynote Speaker

Doug will present his latest offerings from his book titled "Douglife's Guide to Local Marketing", and offer up some fresh case studies from his latest works.

I'll be happy to record a 30sec 1minute video instead of that fucking wop.

EDIT: That theme is only 9$? Right on.

I need a headshot, and it was the WP theme for $45 I think.

Freedom isn't free

Video would be excellent. We can rotate them.

 

[tavin]

Major props to BlogHue and the BlogHue Plugin for this bitchin' logo

 

[(O_o)]

I'll give a speech "Backlinks are Dead. Rank only with Social Signals."

Use this dude as my headshot -> http://blogs.kenan-flagler.unc.edu/sustainability/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/Crook-Headshot.jpg

 

[tavin]

name - bio?

 

[(O_o)]

Name - Fred McMiller

Bio - Born in 1982, Fred is a pioneer of SEO and Search Engine domination. blah blah insert some WaFo type guru shit here.

 

[tavin]

Done.

"Also known as "McNasty". Fred is a pioneer of SEO and Search Engine domination."


We're still looking for another Fake Sponsor!

 

[GiJoe]

Papa John should be able to speak on owning a call center. (I hear he has one)

 

[gozimcpa]

What if someone calls the hotel and asks about the conference?

 

[HiGhPeR]

H6 would like to sponsor this event.

link: Hyper6 – Custom Websites, Landing Pages, Wordpress Themes, Business cards and More!
logo: http://www.hyper6.com/wp-content/themes/Hyper6V2/images/logo-hyper6.jpg

 

[BlueYonder]

I could give you content describing the keynote and other speaking events. Also, details on the pricing, etc.

Will there be parties, e.g., the Badgering Ball?

 

[zackmorris]

:thumbsup:

 

[droplister]

inb4 accessories to money laundering.

 

[GiJoe]

I am willing to speak on procrastinating.. I'll send you more details tomorrow.

 

[Esquire]

Papa John should be able to speak on owning a call center. (I hear he has one)

I can speak about formerly owning one and not getting sued by the FTC...LOL

What if someone calls the hotel and asks about the conference?

Since we're doing the conference at my place I'll have my wife happily answer to explain any questions...

But seriously, OP, lunch is on me to allow you to divulge all secrets about flipping sites for $xx,xxx -$xxx,xxx while you are in town. Love your enlightened thread man.