My fun trip

[I_Sell_Cocaine]

Hey guys. I've taken 300 mg DXM. I've measured the exact dosage to be a "medium" trip. I've only ever done it twice and the first time was fun as fuck. I was literally walking like a robot. Second time I puked and couldn't stomach the fucking taste. Y*U*K.

So i bought them in pill form - easy swallow. I'm really bored and have like 0 friends so I'm stuck with you guys rofl.

I made sure everything is nice and safe, all dangerous object are beyond my reach. My ppv campaign is going nice and steady and I'm seeing a pretty good ROI on that... anyway, looks like my evening is set.

I figured I could do with a little mind bending since I haven't done anything...including alcohol in months and I'm just in the mood for a little mind twisting. This week is the only break I'll have in a while so fuck it. Btw engineering school sux lol.

What are you guys up to this fine evening?

 

[Human]

I have no friends.

Oh, okay.

A/S/L?

Mm, and next time, don't use the NSFW icon without a reason. Unless you like your butthole at its current width.

 

[I_Sell_Cocaine]

well i'm not a pariah - all my friends are in D.C. i'm stuck living with my parents and it really sucks hard. on a positive note, my ppv stuff on cj is taking off. $25 spent, $150-400 return.

 

[Infinite Keith]

WTF!? How is this NSFW?

Where are the boobs?

 

[BullsEye]

I smell a banhamma

 

[defelice]

this thread is awful

 

[I_Sell_Cocaine]

My sincerest apologies:

too tired to look for any more. lulz

 

[Roddy]

Which part of this is NSFW?

Pic fail!

 

[I_Sell_Cocaine]

well i thought mind bending was a more "adult" subject.

Edit: starting to feel funny. dunno if it's my head or if they are kicking in.

 

[BeerNuts]

Wow, not really sure what to say about this.

 

[I_Sell_Cocaine]

Starting to feel pretty good listening to this:
[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cwr4uU5B-4A"]YouTube- Broadcast Yourself.[/ame]

 

[ChrisS]

This is going to keep you mesmerized for hours

 

[supersundas]

Isnt DXM the stuff in robitussin (cough syrup) thats said to make you retarded at certain levels?

 

[I_Sell_Cocaine]

Thanks chris, that gave me a right good headache after staring for 5 minutes :O.

super, you're referring to olney's lesions which were proved to not exist in humans. Dxm is "safe" but don't do it more than 1X per month. it does affect some receptors and the damage can be permanent if you are retarded about it.

 

[I_Sell_Cocaine]

i am reading these forums and chuckling. every laugh i make vibrates my head.

Edit: now my third eye is opening.

FUCK me i just found out I screwed up my campaign a little. Blew $30 out the window. Oh well, I'll restart it again with mods when I am 100% sober.

 

[I_Sell_Cocaine]

I am literally crying right now listening to Mafia Music by Ross.


It's so beautiful

 

[Garrett]

I think you should only post when it's followed be the posting of chicks like her^^^

 

[I_Sell_Cocaine]

God I feel like I just zipped 7 beers back to back without the nasty "boozy" feeling.

this is quite pleasant.

 

[GrindTim3]

Dude you need to smoke some salvia. You will love it

 

[I_Sell_Cocaine]

damn man i wanted 2 so bad but it's been made illegal in my state :/


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