My IT Class

[mGrunin]

Professor: Why do multiple browsers exist?
Retarded Student: If everyone only uses a single browser, it would overload and crash.

Next Question:

Professor: How do login forms on webpages save your login information?
Retarded Student #2: Our keyboards has a memory card in them?

Now these are the people filling in my IQ tests and purchasing some google money tactics.

 

[flysarescary]

Why are you in college and why do you have a million dollars in a checking account? Hurr or durr? You can invest it in a ponzi scheme and be super ballin brah

 

[mGrunin]

Why are you in college and why do you have a million dollars in a checking account? Hurr or durr? You can invest it in a ponzi scheme and be super ballin brah

1) That's were all them pussys are at.
2) Hurr Durr

 

[tjdaz]

So you're telling me my keyboard doesn't have a memory card?

 

[Bofu2U]

So you're telling me my keyboard doesn't have a memory card?

wtf I paid extra for one!

 

[slickcooldude]

So you're telling me my keyboard doesn't have a memory card?

this is news to me as well.

 

[eVandals]

Professor: Why do multiple browsers exist?
Retarded Student: If everyone only uses a single browser, it would overload and crash.

This is true, I try to run 10 instances of IE4 and 20 netscape navigators to stop the blue screen of death.

 

[eliquid]

my monitor has a memory card

 

[r3p1v]

my memory card has a memory card

 

[justo_tx]

my keyboard has a monitor attached to it and a memory card, it was an expensive keyboard, my cat's breath smells like cat food.

 

[AMagz]

Hey guyz I'm usin' Firefox to browse, use something else, I don't want it to overload and crash

 

[roclafamilia]

IT class or computer literacy class? there's a huge difference...

 

[Mikesev]

I'm speaking to a manufacturer in China as I type to see about getting keyboards with memory cards built in made.

 

[mcvader]

my keyboard has a monitor attached to it and a memory card, it was an expensive keyboard, my cat's breath smells like cat food.

Yo dawg, I herd u like memory cards.

 

[eliquid]

 

[bizzykehl]

 

[Human]

Yo dawg, I heard you like keyboards and memory cards, so I put a memory card in your keyboard so you can HURRRRRRRRRRR.

 

[barman]

shit now i feel stupid for buying that DVD rewinder.

 

[JarredLv]

At first I never liked KelTec's, but my father has one of those and it'sa fine weapon. That and the PLR.

I remember once I was taking a Networking course going or my CCNA, we were supposed to do a lab setting up a small network with various routers and switches, only our lab instructor forgot the password to the routers and switches. So I fired up my laptop with Backtrack on it and cracked the routers password...only to get in trouble and almost expelled from the class. IT is schools is a joke. The best way to learn (almost anything) is on your own, experimenting in your own enviroment.

 

[PhillipMarlow]

HAWT