My random belated fucking intro & Boobies.

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ncmedia

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I can't seem to post in the facking intro section << Been here for a bit but want to get more active - Usually never curse but fuck it now that i've spent time reading all the intro threads, snooping around again, and still can't figure out what the fuck is up - here is my belated cursed intro that I hate fucking doing on the xx forums I'm now at - thinking this place will now have me by the balls for a while because the other forums are fuct most of the time - de ja fucking vu day to day and plagued with PM bullshit 'the newest hottest BS indy' - autobots/spammers/linkbaits/fuckers and more fuckers - I'm going to try to settle in here hope you'll fucking have me.

So - in light of my belated intro as I've gone through my posts and see that I may be lacking both post count or am too fucked and missed some of the requirements to post in the proper section - here is my shpeal.


"Alright, as requested in the Suggestion Box, here is where you can post an introduction of:

Who are you?
Name is Norb Czufis << Yes, really.

What you are about?
Been in the marketing game for 12 years, I'm an oldschooler parring up ma biz to todays hot markets. Can finally gladly say that I'm not taking on anymore clients, brands, gigs, blah blah and doing full in-house product/site/monetization via aff'ing and publishing... I'm as media whore as you can fucking get - web/print/audio/video/multiblahblah but in truth I just like to draw and play with my audio gear - big brands see it as a good marketing pitch - fine pay me... yep I've sold out - and am somewhat sick of clients, chasing them for money, babysitting long term, fixing, and would rather have less eggs, in bigger baskets nowadays - automation is my fucking goal.

How do you waste your time and pretend to be working all day?
**? As much as I love what I do, when you put time limits on creativity or marketing dev. - it does become a job, and depending on how big you go/grow - putting time in makes me more money - fuck it - I stray from my projects and make beats, record/mix, I grab my skate/snowboard (live in Canada - Toronto, so it's one or the other eh). Go for a cruise, make shitty long intro's on forums.

What sports do you like?
**Basketball, Soccer, Skate/wake/Snowboard

How many years have you been a webmaster/marketer/designer.. etc for?
**Too fucking many - literally - I'm probably on my way out in the next 2-5 and hopefully sooner.

What are your goals in life?
**When I dig deep into my core - I'd actually be happy with teaching kids art and english under palm trees for 5-10. 12 years of this crap - I paid my dues and would love a good break (almost there re $). Goals are to free more time, and not live in any eco-system (system) but the one I create or choose to live in (in other words enough money to live well wherever/whenever and explore this fucking planet while I'm alive).

How many kids do you want to have?
**2 so they can fight and drive me gray. Still not ready for kids, not sure if I'm one of the blessed that's meant to be a father - Love kids just hate the women they come out of (well, not all of you, just the ones I've encountered :P personal level wise - who knows but I'm 29 and still live like a kid - and love it, i'm selfish shoot me).

Do you pick your nose and eat it?
**:xomunch:

Do you think OJ Simpson was guilty?
:repuke: << As guilty as both of them for being pussies trying to hold in their booz.

What's your favorite color?
**Red

Are you really answering all of these questions?
**Yes fucker

Do you really have nothing better to do?
**Fuck - got me.


And since I've been here for a bit already just lack posts/involvement - here are my titties in advance:

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Cheers and I look forward wasting my fucking time on yet another addictive forum with all the other asswipes.

NC.
 


I knew I'd fuck it up - sorry in advance. What did it mang? Just trying to get acquainted, this seemed like the way to go around these parts...

N.
 
hey you gonna get flamed for using the boobs icon and not posting boobs ! and also please use the stickied introduction thread.
 
hey you gonna get flamed for using the boobs icon and not posting boobs ! and also please use the stickied introduction thread.

**Newb me :(

* I posted boobs, guessing because I straight linked them or they were watermarked or or I fuct up - they got removed - sorry, once I figure out the fine lines of this place I'll post them again...
* I can't post in the intro thread - it's simply not showing me the damn text box in there for me. Did I have to do something 'else' to be able to post in there?

**When I go to intro myself:

You may not post new threads
You may not post replies <
You may not post attachments
You may edit your posts

**EDIT: I'm not here to be a pest, to spam or to fuck around (ok a lil') - I'll remove my sig for now even. I even bought adspace here last night but it's still not up/approved.

Again sorry for coming in strong - Forgive a 12 yr newb veteran please.
N.
 


:bowdown: Just don't come near me with those things and I'll agree to read more here for a while before posting too much... and get use to this place... I mean I'm all for boob posts and jokes, and I tried - but this is just wrong mate! - on so many levels... (and probably more to it than I know)... hahaha fack i failed pretty epically, something else to blog/blah about... Thanks for the nightmares in advance and I'm trying here, sorry again - I'm trying.

N.

**Matt - thx for at least saving the thread a lil' - nice shot.
 
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