Need Help With Acceptance Into CPA Network.

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Makow

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Hello Everyone.

This is to request anyone with contacts in CPA networks preferably one that allows incentivised offers to help me to get accepted. I do not have cpa experience so it has been difficult being accepted in the few that i have tried to apply.

Thanking you in advance.
 


Write them an application, enclose your CV, and a picture of your family. Plus signed references that you won't rip them off from a priest who knows you personally since childhood (in a non-paedo way), and a policeman.

Then Fedex it to them, with a complementary Fleshlight (unused), and family-sized tub of Swarfega.

I have 100% success rate with this method. Apart from with EWA. Fleshlights not ballin' enough for the birdman. You need to send them a Tenga Flip Hole.

You're welcome.
 
So is this a forum from which I can learn to do CPA marketing or a forum where newbies are ridiculed with stupid answers like this?
 
Success with CPA marketing is all about execution. I've given you the magic formula, it's up to you to make it work.

(You may wish to test different lubricants according to the physical characteristics of the network owner).

Geez. Some people just don't want to help themselves. :rolleyes:
 
amateursurgeon said:
Success with CPA marketing is all about execution. I've given you the magic formula, it's up to you to make it work.

(You may wish to test different lubricants according to the physical characteristics of the network owner).

Geez. Some people just don't want to help themselves. :rolleyes:
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The issue is that you sounded unserious in the second part of your advice, otherwise, the first part looks to carry sense.

The aim of my original thread was to request any member here on the forum for help with acceptance into a network since i do not have experience in cpa.
 
Hey Makow,

Just ignore the above poster, he's just messing around with you.

What networks have you applied for so far? And what kind of offers are you looking for? Also, where are you located?

Have you tried ROIShare They accept affiliates pretty fast and have some great offers and pay weekly. Most people here on WF use ROIShare and recommend them, it's a great network, so check them out.

Good luck!
 
Makow said:
The issue is that you sounded unserious in the second part of your advice, otherwise, the first part looks to carry sense.

The aim of my original thread was to request any member here on the forum for help with acceptance into a network since i do not have experience in cpa.
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If you think the Fleshlight thing was unserious, you need to read more posts on here. Network owners are crazy for Fleshlights.

It's a known industry fact that all that time spend screening fraudulent affiliates and coming up with creative reasons for delayed payouts negates the possibility for real life relationships. And builds stress to nearly intolerable levels.

Any kind of "relief" is gratefully received.

Why don't you ask one of them when you're talking to them about your application? They'll back me up.
 
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amateursurgeon said:
You need to send them a Tenga Flip Hole.

You're welcome.
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+ rep for the pro-tip

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some really good advice in here. I just bought a fleshlight for one of my networks, and they bumped my epcs out the roof! Awesome! if you can't get a priest, a licensed preacher will do to.
 
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Lithium. said:
Hey Makow,

Just ignore the above poster, he's just messing around with you.

What networks have you applied for so far? And what kind of offers are you looking for? Also, where are you located?

Have you tried ROIShare They accept affiliates pretty fast and have some great offers and pay weekly. Most people here on WF use ROIShare and recommend them, it's a great network, so check them out.

Good luck!
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Hello Lithium.

Thanks for your advice. I am in London and looking for any good offers even if incentivised or otherwise. I have tried applying to cpaflash and Neverblue with no success. I will try ROIShare. Is it possible for someone to refer me to them?
I really appreciate your kind response. Thank you.
 
amateursurgeon said:
If you think the Fleshlight thing was unserious, you need to read more posts on here. Network owners are crazy for Fleshlights.

It's a known industry fact that all that time spend screening fraudulent affiliates and coming up with creative reasons for delayed payouts negates the possibility for real life relationships. And builds stress to nearly intolerable levels.

Any kind of "relief" is gratefully received.

Why don't you ask one of them when you're talking to them about your application? They'll back me up.
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Hello again amaturesurgeon.

Wel if that is true, then, the world is crazy. I don't blame you and i guess you know what you are talking about. However, i do not intend to send out one to those guys!!
 
Makow said:
Hello again amaturesurgeon.

Wel if that is true, then, the world is crazy. I don't blame you and i guess you know what you are talking about. However, i do not intend to send out one to those guys!!
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Hey, that's ok. I understand that sending a $70 fleshlight out to every network is kinda expensive for a newbie.

If you're really short of startup capital, I'm sure they'd appreciate your good intentions if you send them a well-ripened melon, 3 elastic bands, an old sports sock and a 1-litre tub of obstetric lubricant.

Total cost around 15 bucks.

Then you could save the Fleshlight for when you're ballin' and want a bump to weekly payouts.
 
Apply for a network.Give all the information you can give about your self.Explain your marketing strategies.Explain them how you are going to market there offers.If its through email marketing tell them which software you are using.Explain them in which offers you can get loads of traffic.After applying for a network call them which can speed up your process.I'm in to most of the networks with this except in to peerfly and EWA.
 
My first week of affiliate marketing I signed up for 4 networks and was accepted at each one without a single LP or website up.

Step 1. Don't sound like a blabbering idiot in your phone interview. if you feel like your going to fail that part, practice talking on the phone until you sound like a normal person that can carry a conversation.

Step 2. Be honest and let them know your new, but learn quickly and are going to start with easy stuff like email submits.

Step 3. Don't tell them you have the softwares that will make you tons of monies and you have the SE3 softwares.

Follow these steps and you shouldn't have any problems.
 
Makow said:
Hello again amaturesurgeon.

Wel if that is true, then, the world is crazy. I don't blame you and i guess you know what you are talking about. However, i do not intend to send out one to those guys!!
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Most of these networks are run buy guys who would put these devices to good use. They will see you have creativity and think outside of the box. If you try some of the more conventional methods, and you get denied by a few networks, give it a try what would you have to lose? I can think of at least a half dozen networks that would instantly approve your application.
 
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