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First off this is my first post, and I would like to say hello, secondly I would just like to say that you guys are probably going to have a field day with me and when all is said and done my ass hole is going to hurt!! Now on to the question, I just got out of the Marine Corps and due to injuries I am un-able to work so I thought I would give IM'ing a try well the first product that I bought was frank Kerns Mass Control 2.0 and that shit is not helping me one fucking bit because I don't have a list, and thats what he appearantly bases his shit off of, (it cost me $2K) I am looking for someone to help get on my way to making $50 a day, in return for your help I will give you my Mass Control and the three months of Mass Control Monthly that I have!! let me know what you think, and please don't ass rape me to hard im just a newbie.

thanks,
Mike
 

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First off this is my first post, and I would like to say hello, secondly I would just like to say that you guys are probably going to have a field day with me and when all is said and done my ass hole is going to hurt!! Now on to the question, I just got out of the Marine Corps and due to injuries I am un-able to work so I thought I would give IM'ing a try well the first product that I bought was frank Kerns Mass Control 2.0 and that shit is not helping me one fucking bit because I don't have a list, and thats what he appearantly bases his shit off of, (it cost me $2K) I am looking for someone to help get on my way to making $50 a day, in return for your help I will give you my Mass Control and the three months of Mass Control Monthly that I have!! let me know what you think, and please don't ass rape me to hard im just a newbie.

thanks,
Mike
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The fact that you are an injured soldier may make you a little harder to flame (but probably not), but offering Frank Kerns product on here isn't helping your cause.

The best thing you can do for yourself is read the "free resource" thread. The second thing you can do for yourself is resolve yourself to spending weeks learning. If you put in enough sweat equity, REAL WORK into AM, you will eventually make $50 a day. But expect it to be the hardest $50 a day you'll ever make.

The cool thing is going from $50/day to $100/day to $500/day+ is easier. And once your at $1000/day AM will feel like the easiest money you've ever made.
 
oohh awesome thats the second time today I've clicked a link that did that to me kimboslice, SHIT!! And thank you very much for the advice windjc
 
Well, MackeyMike The ass raping you got from Mr. Kerns doesn't leave us much to work with. Were not big on abused ass and right now you are poster child of abused ASS.

What we shall do now since your ass is worthless is a good ole fashion SKULL FUCKING>

now since you are a a Vet. we will go easy on ya. Here is a link to get you started..
WickedFire Noob Getting Started Guide

And Good luck
 
I'm pretty well aware that I got fucked out of 2 grand which really sucks because other than my disability im not making any money and the biggest ass rape comes from the United States Government because they don't give you shit for getting wounded in combat!! So I'm just looking for some help.
 
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I'm pretty well aware that I got fucked out of 2 grand which really sucks because other than my disability im not making any money and the biggest ass rape comes from the United States Government because they don't give you shit for getting wounded in combat!! So I'm just looking for some help.
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Why didn't you send Frank Kerns stuff back for a refund?

At the very least, wait until he "relaunches" it again in about 5 months and sell it on ebay at the EXACT same time for $700.
 
Well even if I do that I'm still out $900 because the Mass Control Monthly costs almost $300 a month and I subscribed to it for 3 months... so it really comes out to roughly $2900.... do you think that if I sell it on ebay for about $700 it would sell?
 
I've got some more tits for you guys too!!!
 

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they are, all kinds of chicks like Marines, even if they walk half retarded because they were wounded in combat, and I haven't really understood why, I mean doesn't everyone think Marines are retards with weapons?
 
Hi Mike

Welcome to the AM world, i wish you good luck. Don't get discouraged if you keep on failing and don't stop too soon you'll get thru the dip and you'll make good money.
 
For sharing internet virgin boobs, I'm going to throw you a bone.

I learned PPC via the black ink project when it was free, but it looks like Jeremy is charging $77 for it now. This is one of the best bets if you want to spend money on training - DON'T spend money on anything else. And I normally suggest don't buy anything at all, but I haven't looked at 'newbie' training for a while so I don't know what's out there for free anymore.

There was a good online video done by SEO_Mike in one of the No Excuses threads which seemed to cover the basic stuff.

Get propser202 and install it on some cheap/free hosting. Watch the videos on how to set it up (they are on the prosper site and are free).

Sign up for A4D (http://www.a4dtracker.com) and
http://www.google.com/adwords
https://adcenter.microsoft.com/
https://marketingsolutions.login.yahoo.com

Learn how to create landing pages. Don't buy/copy your first one, create it from scratch you will learn more this way.

And in my opinion stay away from the big niches at first unless you want to spend a lot of money finding out what works. Some people say dive straight into acai - and this may even be the best way to learn - but it's also a great way to go to bed and wake up $500+ poorer, even being careful.
 
Wow, I'm one of the many kings of dickrolling on here, but I'll save it for the least.

Definitely recommended you start in the newbie section. Check out the treasure chest thread. A few good blogs that can help you make some money will be listed in there as well.

Good luck mate!
 
well the only thing is that I don't want to get into PPC I would like to start in AM and thanks for everything guys!!! for all of your help I will post more titties!!!!
 

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If you took that 2900 and spent it on PPC. You would be MILES ahead of where you are now.

MackeyMike stop looking for easy cash or some1 to take you by the hand. There is no such thing as a free launch. Go out... and try shit. Stop reading and asking for handouts.
 
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