Oh Boy Sign Me Up Right Away ONLY $97 Bucks.

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Aequitas

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Wow talk about fucking junk mail today, I just got this email with the following message, I'll copy and paste it for you all.

Hi Adam,

Bogdan here, CEO of Adlandpro.com and the Adlandpro Online Business Community. I’m sending you a personal message today Adam for 2 reasons. A) Because I noticed you're missing out on a huge opportunity to make money and B) To give you access to a valuable report from long time internet marketing guru Jim Daniels. This report is worth $97.00 USD but I'll tell you how to sneak by the ordering page to get it without paying a dime if you do it within the next 24 hours.


Adam, have you ever entertained the idea of selling online?



If you have then you know that you need an online storefront. A place to sell your products and a way to take payment online. If you decide to do it the traditional way you'd be paying for hosting, credit card processing services, a programmer, and designer perhaps. Not to mention a lot of other smaller charges too. Basically you'd be paying for just about everything. At one point you might have even given up after you realized what kind of dough this was going to cost you and how much technical expertise is required to get it all up and running...right?



What if I told you there was a way to do this costs virtually nothing and was a *lot* easier to do? No programmers, no designers, no web host fees, nothing. What if I told you there was a way you could be taking payments online in as little as 5 minutes and you don't need a Computer Science degree? All you need is a bank account. What if I told you that you'd also get a link to literally *steal* a famous marketer's report he was selling to everyone else for $97.00? You'd get your hands on a report that will help you sell your products and services online for absolutely nothing!



Boy oh Boy can I please have the obvious eBook pitch for FREE YAY.......



No real point to this other then I felt like ranting........everyone else feel free to use this thread to post your funny yet useless spam emails you get.
 


Marketing is Like Dieting!

So, I can become rich while I sleep AND lose weight at the same time? Who knows, maybe when I wake up my penis will be longer, too! :eek:

I delete literally HUNDREDS of these, every day. I stay subscribed just for the laughts.

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Hey P,

Have you ever tried to go on a diet to lose weight? A large percentage of people have, and we can tell you that the reason why many fail is because they do not commit themselves to the diet.

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You can buy any Internet marketing book, read it over, try a technique or two for a week and say that it "sucks" and that "it doesn't work". You can also try a new diet for a week, not lose weight, and say that the diet doesn't work either (although millions of people have lost weight using it). If you don't give the system a chance it will not work. This is the reason people fail at both Internet marketing and dieting.

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Have a wonderful day!

Sincerely,

Kyle & Carson
The Wealthy Affiliates &
Author of "Who Loves Money"
 
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