HarveyJ
He is - THE CACTUS!
.... Ok, I'm going to be serious for second, but this topic is so amazingly simple, I can't imagine this book ever selling to anyone with a high enough IQ to turn a computer on.
Those are the step by step instructions for shaving your nads like a porn star.
It's not even half a page!! The instructions on the packet of Nads is only 3 pictures long! I actually want to know how the hell this guy manages to stretch it out for an eBook's worth.
- Purchase "Nads", or similar hair removal cream designed for sensitive areas;
- Go home, and if you live with other people you're not sleeping with, close your bedroom door (this is an important step);
- Take pants off;
- Take underpants off;
- Apply liberal slathering of Nads;
- Wait 20 minutes;
- Remove Nads with a warm moistened wash cloth or towlel;
- If any hair remains, pluck with tweezers;
- Re apply trenchcoat;
- Go to local park and wait till school's over at 3:20
Those are the step by step instructions for shaving your nads like a porn star.
It's not even half a page!! The instructions on the packet of Nads is only 3 pictures long! I actually want to know how the hell this guy manages to stretch it out for an eBook's worth.