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that's ok.

once you fuckers have left planet earth, i will be the only remaining male and be telling all babes, that this length <----------------------------------->
is nine inches ;)

i would never fancy three-titted martians anyway.
 
You guys should tell the big black guys behind you to pull out so that you don't get dragged away with them.:Yahoo_29:

:stop:According the the Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, it's never :nopenope: a good idea to commence in inter spacial travel with a big black dick in your ass.

And I'm just tell you all this because I care. And caring is half the battle.:thumbsup:
 
I'm in my cell on the alien spacecraft. Aliens with blue breasts torture me regularly. Don't come save me, I'll accept my fate.

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would you rather....

have a 3 foot long schlong or a 3 incher?

have one football sized nut, or 30 normal sized ones?

hmmmm...
 
you got anal probes? geeez, my abductors wanted to know exactly how my enormous black penis worked. They used their hands to torture me.
 
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