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BabyGotBacklink

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Is it wrong? Something about it just makes you think about those little girl beauty pageants. Then on the other hand the animals are well taken care of so ..

I own a poodle for the record, it's the dumbest animal on the planet. She forgets that walls are solid objects and slams into them when the doorbell rings. (bless her heart) lol

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People are strange.
 


wayn3 said:
Trying to impress the girl with your semi knowledge about birth
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Things that impress me:

You're smarter than me.
You make more money than me.
You are stronger than me.
You are braver than me.
You are a good shot.
You are a good lay.
Power.

Overrated:

Feelings.
You paid attention in health class.
 
Anyone who dresses up, "coifs," or even sticks a pair of antlers on a dog during the holidays - and to be clear, it's usually women - should be ashamed of herself.

When dog and man first stumbled upon each other, the dog surely had no idea what his friendship would cost him.
 
BabyGotBacklink said:
Things that impress me:

You're smarter than me.
You make more money than me.
You are stronger than me.
You are braver than me.
You are a good shot.
You are a good lay.
Power.

Overrated:

Feelings.
You paid attention in health class.
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Showboating.

Trying to rebut me when I've quite literally made the same point makes me score in category #1. Wanna dance?
 
Jake for what it's worth I'd never do this to my dogs. My poodle is stupid enough without make up and a perm. She doesn't even wear a collar. My outside dogs (guard dogs) do wear collars though, they are Belgian Shepards and as smart as dogs can be. To be fair many other types of animal cruelty are male dominated: bull fights, dog fights etc.
 
JakeStratham said:
A kid with Down Syndrome may not care that he has been dressed up in a penis costume. But the act of dressing him up - whether as a penis, flower, or fire hydrant - is still shameful.

And it's always women doing the dressing.
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aaand, there's my new sig
 
I'm kind of interested in the difference between a good shot and a good lay. And if you really want to get my attention, we could be working on these power games Delusions.

I squat 150. Stronger than you
 
wayn3 said:
I'm kind of interested in the difference between a good shot and a good lay. And if you really want to get my attention, we could be working on these power games Delusions.

I squat 150. Stronger than you
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No delusions, can't be faked. Power and adrenaline.

When you are lying on your belly next to me in the brush and the desert backroad is pitch black and quiet. I'm trying not to think of scorpions and snakes. We're watching the road, waiting for the headlights. We see them in the distance and you're on the radio, calling your men to lug the heavy concrete barriers out of the bush. You begin to walk down to them to take your place and I hate it, I want to be closer to you but I know you won't ever let me. I have to be content with my hill and the gun in my hand, watching the road, I'll shoot out the tires of any unwanted guests.

The semi trucks stop as they must, two tankers full of black gold. The drivers climb down, they aren't trying to be heroes. You always let them go and I love you for it. When we are gone they'll walk a few miles back to the town.

Your men kill the GPS in 2 minutes flat and I climb up in the cab of one of the trucks with you. As soon as the barriers are moved your foot hits the floor and we're flying. Never stopping til we're back in the warehouse safe and sound and quite a bit richer for our troubles. Stealing from the government makes me hot so we fuck in the cab of the truck every time.

^^ can you hang?
 
Can you? You need to work a little harder for me to write erotic novels

Why would i have men. They're either all Chicks in stupid ass Sexy Armor or solo operations
 
How powerful can you be if no one will follow you or jump at your orders? Leaders are powerful in a way that a single lone wolf would find difficult. What man would die for you wayn3?

Also for the record it's a true story, I'm letting you see what I find attractive in a man. I like pirates and outlaws. I like to go through military checkpoints with a smile and a purse full of contraband. Asking again: can you hang?
 
BabyGotBacklink said:
Things that impress me:

You're smarter than me.
You make more money than me.
You are stronger than me.
You are braver than me.
You are a good shot.
You are a good lay.
Power.
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Pretty much weeds out 98% of WF. I was out after the first requisite. I'll still try to hang though;)

This was my wife's list when I met her:

You don't live in your Mom's basement
You make a little over minimum wage
You have teeth
You can read
You have a car that runs
 
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