Polish guy vs alligator

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lolz...dude was makin the vid for his brother in law back home and got a little more than he was expecting. There's also a song made out of this but it's not really funny unless you're Polish :p

quick translations:

kurwa = fuck (not literally but that's how it's used)
At 0:40 = take the fuckin chicken
1:10 = fuckin predator
1:28 = he's swimming to to...get the fuck outta here

[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fFxdDCIAS6c]YouTube - Polak w USA karmi aligatora[/ame]
 
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Ungrateful fuckin gator... Guy comes to feed him, gives him 4 tasty treats and the damn lizard tries to jump him and get more.

..I'd have me some gator stew at that point. Fuckin' entitled lizards...
 
I'm a Polak - and that shit was funny/scary/typical of a Polak to talk half English half Polish mid sentence, my whole family does it randomly.

+1 for the laugh.

What did you powiedział? Ale jaja
 
Haha pretty funny at the end there, "gotta keep him at bay" lol..

I also didn't realise how many Polaks we had here. Figures, it seems we're always doing 'business' of one kind or another lol.
 
This calls for some paczki

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OMG! Sto Lat!

Ptase Mleczko

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or

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or the ultimate polish kids candy and classic as eva:

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How many polaks here couldn't stand to eat galaretka during christmas?

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Jello with meats/vinegar/fish.. .. . mmmm

Our christmas' are pretty cool though, day early, open presents after dinner, get hammered at midnight mass, and do it all again the next morning the NA way.

Weird Polish xmas tradition: Our holy fish is the Karp (K in Polish), and after dinner we each get a dried up piece of scale from the Karp to keep in our wallets for good fortune :)

Polish people are very traditional, and strict (crazy Polish GF anyone?), maybe that's why we have quite a few here - creative and great at problem solving/math. Almost any kid that came to school fresh off the boat in grades 2-5 could dance circles around grade 8's+ in math/sciences.

EDIT: AND LOL at every damn single last one of us having our own beezness, usually in import/export (or vending hotdogs, don't hate they clear a few K/day sometimes).
 
Haha bitches, I live 25 minutes from Hamtramck - the Polish capital of the US. All the Polish food and drink you could ever want. Of course my drunk Irish ass never makes it down there, but the option exists.
 
ncmedia said:
OMG! Sto Lat!




or the ultimate polish kids candy and classic as eva:

ZPC_Milanowek_krowka.jpg




EDIT: AND LOL at every damn single last one of us having our own beezness, usually in import/export (or vending hotdogs, don't hate they clear a few K/day sometimes).
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I love my krowi, and lets not forget some kielbasa with rye bread.

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I was unaware there were so many Polacks here. I be a Canadian born one myself. I can speak it ok, and kinda read lol vid is hilarious when you understand his half english and half polish.

m0rtal said:
This calls for some paczki

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my sisters dog is named after these. hes a BBD (big boned dog) hes considered obese :( even tho he goes daily like a 3k walk

ncmedia said:
OMG! Sto Lat!

Ptase Mleczko

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I love those we get a ton of those every christmas from like family and shit yo.
 
ncmedia said:
OMG! Sto Lat!

Ptase Mleczko

ptasie1.jpg


or

wedel-bajeczny-45g-Full.jpg



or the ultimate polish kids candy and classic as eva:

ZPC_Milanowek_krowka.jpg


How many polaks here couldn't stand to eat galaretka during christmas?

galareta.jpg


Jello with meats/vinegar/fish.. .. . mmmm

Our christmas' are pretty cool though, day early, open presents after dinner, get hammered at midnight mass, and do it all again the next morning the NA way.

Weird Polish xmas tradition: Our holy fish is the Karp (K in Polish), and after dinner we each get a dried up piece of scale from the Karp to keep in our wallets for good fortune :)

Polish people are very traditional, and strict (crazy Polish GF anyone?), maybe that's why we have quite a few here - creative and great at problem solving/math. Almost any kid that came to school fresh off the boat in grades 2-5 could dance circles around grade 8's+ in math/sciences.

EDIT: AND LOL at every damn single last one of us having our own beezness, usually in import/export (or vending hotdogs, don't hate they clear a few K/day sometimes).
Click to expand...

LMAO awesome post and on point with pretty much everything! Eating galaretka during Christmas, terrible... and the parents always made it seem like the greatest thing ever and you were weird for not liking it haha.

Lol at our beeznesses being import/export, so true.. Cars usually :D haha

Gotta say my favorite Christmas food was always pierogi z kapustą

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and I truly feel bad for anyone who's never had Chrusty before:

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