Project Dead Warrior

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I am currently planning out an ebook and going to have a professional writer do it for me, and sell it strictly to the Warrior Forum idiots. I hope to take all of the proceeds and donate it to the WickedFire advertising fund. Haha!

Does this count as me making an ebook? I won't sell it to anyone here, nor to anyone I know, and I can assure you, all of the information inside will be 100% grade A bullshit. I am really curious to see if it actually sells.

I personally think it would be VERY amusing if people buy it and then start telling their idiot friends to start buying it. If it really starts to blow up I'll pull it and reveal the url and show you guys the ebook too, should be a very funny experiment, and best of all, WickedFire wins! I want to use the cash to buy advertising on some really expensive forums and sites, and also to commission some programmers to create free tools for WF members, including my arbitrage sitemaker idea.

Should I go through with it? What do you guys think?

I am calling this one Project Dead Warrior (PDW). Honestly, I would laugh my fucking ass off if people really buy it and start swearing that it works.
 


Also, if you guys have any amusing ideas for an ebook to sell, we can partner up and wreak havok on those fuckers together. You can keep your cash, but you have to agree to put 50% of it towards either charity or to make benefit for glorious forum WickedFire. Thems the rules.
 
You could ask WF members to each submit a top tip to the eBook - the only rule is it's BS and trackable...

Such as, override rel="nofollow" tags on blog comments by adding a overide="true" tag to your HTML link... :D

Then after 6 months you can go looking at source code to see what nonsense tags have been added to source code. That's sort of a game I was thinking about setting up myself myself. :D
 
How about this for a title: Multi-million dollar secrets of viral hoax marketing
 
Headline:
Learn How This Blind Mute Retarded Armless Eskimo Makes 8 Million Dollars An Hour From The Comfort Of His Igloo! They Said He Couldnt Do it, They Said Its Impossible To Make Money Online Without An Internet Connection, Arms or a Voicebox. Obviously He Wasnt Listening As Torrents Of Money Poured Into His Bank Account!




Get The Ebook, Only $97
Hurry, only 2 left!!!!!!


 
lmao that is funny! Best of luck!

coincidently i'm finishing up on a personal script that could easily be used as a arbi site maker. I may make some modifications to it and email it to ya. The only problem is, i don't know very much about arbitrage(never done it before) so I may need your(or some other smart fart) help refining it.
 
Oh yeah!

In the book you should give real life examples of businesses they could do online to make jillions and quazillions of dollars. For instance.
DrugsForKids.com - sells drugs to kids.
with the sister site
DrugsFromKids.com - Buys drugs from kids.
Teach them about business synergy :)

If anyone questions your authority and expertise you can always claim that you made your millions shipping cats online.
 
Can you have a little one-legged black guy pop up with special tips throughout the e-book?
 
you should title it "Yumm...living life in the next dimension"

Great idea, and good luck! So interested in how much you would get from this ebook=)
 
lerchmo said:
Headline:
Learn How This Blind Mute Retarded Armless Eskimo Makes 8 Million Dollars An Hour From The Comfort Of His Igloo! They Said He Couldnt Do it, They Said Its Impossible To Make Money Online Without An Internet Connection, Arms or a Voicebox. Obviously He Wasnt Listening As Torrents Of Money Poured Into His Bank Account!

Get The Ebook, Only $97
Hurry, only 2 left!!!!!!
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Thats fucking funny as!!

This whole project is a crack up...its going to be good to hear how it pans out
 
Haha, a lot of funny ideas!

We are putting the first idea I had into play shortly. Again, I'm not targeting any consumers or regular people, just the ebook crowd that deserves it. Let's see just how bright these guys really are.

By the way, if you believed any of the hype from those fuckheads that started the "Death of Adsense" or "$15k in 30 days blog", then you will most likely hear about this and buy it too, but then you deserve it, because you are a moron yourself.
 
So you are turning into an ebook guru now?

Fine. Here is a testimonial you can use:


"I was slaving away in a dead end job until I discovered Jon's ebook. Within a month of putting the ebook plan into action I pulled in $20,000 profit. The month after that I tripled my profits! Now I don't have to wait in line at wal-mart anymore and get coughed and sneezed on by white trash.

I also lost 10 pounds and my penis length has increased by three inches! Thanks for changing my life Jon!"

Chris W
Wenatchee, Washington
 
ChrisS said:
So you are turning into an ebook guru now?

Fine. Here is a testimonial you can use:


"I was slaving away in a dead end job until I discovered Jon's ebook. Within a month of putting the ebook plan into action I pulled in $20,000 profit. The month after that I tripled my profits! Now I don't have to wait in line at wal-mart anymore and get coughed and sneezed on by white trash.

I also lost 10 pounds and my penis length has increased by three inches! Thanks for changing my life Jon!"

Chris W
Wenatchee, Washington
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lmao that was great! I'd use that testimonial if i were you jon. Here's a few more for the sales page.

"Thanks to jon's ebook my parol officer now says I am no longer a threat to little kids."

"Jon's chapter on rising to meet challenges inspired me to kill the president"

"After reading Jon's ebook I immediately quit my job and started my very own profitable business. If you're reading this and need your lawn mowed call 555-2918"
 
ChrisS said:
So you are turning into an ebook guru now?

Fine. Here is a testimonial you can use:


"I was slaving away in a dead end job until I discovered Jon's ebook. Within a month of putting the ebook plan into action I pulled in $20,000 profit. The month after that I tripled my profits! Now I don't have to wait in line at wal-mart anymore and get coughed and sneezed on by white trash.

I also lost 10 pounds and my penis length has increased by three inches! Thanks for changing my life Jon!"

Chris W
Wenatchee, Washington
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Nice! So what about making a fake testimonial now? :D
 
I was thinking about making one that covered a dead or dying industry, and convince them all that it's really just media crap so that the rich get richer. Maybe making an ebook on how good those smiley packs convert at!
 
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