Project Dead Warrior

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Jon said:
I was thinking about making one that covered a dead or dying industry, and convince them all that it's really just media crap so that the rich get richer. Maybe making an ebook on how good those smiley packs convert at!
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TheCableMonkey said:
Oh, I think this is a perfect example how to do ringtones ppc affilliate and give them EXACT keywords to bid on.
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Well, it's not a dead market just yet.. I still know of people doing over $400k a month in profits with them, but maybe for the small campaigns they are tougher.
 
I wanted to sell the Warrior Forum my ebook series, The Hustler's Handbook. The Handbook would cover such topics as, how to bootleg movies, how to sell weed, how to pimp hoes, and information on other hustles powering the black market. I was going to commission some 14 year olds from the Boxden HipHop forum to write the articles for about $5 a piece.
 
Although I bet there's already one out there (I don't read warriors' forum), you could make one about how mesothelioma is the most profitable niche out there and show them how to "Build viral recurrent income streams using titles that sell like crazy and cash in on this untapped market TODAY!!!exclamation mark1!!shiftone!" or some other similar bullshit straight out of the bullshit ebook salesman's handbook.

Hey, does someone know of a "crap ebook bullshit tagline generator"? That'd be fun to play with...
 
Learn How This Blind Mute Retarded Armless Eskimo Makes 8 Million Dollars An Hour From The Comfort Of His Igloo! They Said He Couldnt Do it, They Said Its Impossible To Make Money Online Without An Internet Connection, Arms or a Voicebox. Obviously He Wasnt Listening As Torrents Of Money Poured Into His Bank Account!




Get The Ebook, Only $97
Hurry, only 2 left!!!!!!
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Funny Shit!
 
Queue Jon pissed off response + lock in 3..2..1..

Oh wait, or the "Yet another unfinished project by Jon" comment in 3...2...1...
 
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