RADIOACTIVE PAEDOPHILE ON THE LOOSE!!

[Infinite Keith]

Seriously.

Radioactive 'porn' principal a 'threat to everyone he meets' | Metro.co.uk

A radioactive principal facing child porn charges is on the run and a danger to anyone he comes across, police have warned.

Thomas Leopold, 42, fled days before his trial for paedophilia and just after having a large amount of radiotherapy treatment for his thyroid condition.
Doctors fear his radiation levels could be dangerous to others for up to six weeks after being treated in early February.

 

[Rage9]

Haha! Walking weapon of mass destruction.

 

[geekcognito]

Only in Amer...uh...I mean, England.

 

[ChrisS]

OMG...I hope he doesn't get a hold of any kids (radioactive jizz).

 

[Genevieve]

OMG...I hope he doesn't get a hold of any kids (radioactive jizz).

LMAO, I thought the same thing - just didn't have enough guts to post it.

 

[Infinite Keith]

OMG...I hope he doesn't get a hold of any kids (radioactive jizz).

I bet it would give the kid super powers! Horrible, horrible super powers...

 

[LogicFlux]

I bet it would give the kid super powers! Horrible, horrible super powers...

I think Marvel is already working on something.

 

[xmcp123]

I think Marvel is already working on something.

DC comics beat them to it.

 

[radio]

hey kids...

 

[LogicFlux]

 

[Infinite Keith]

Haha!

 

[HarveyJ]

There are so many things wrong with that article but godamn I cannot stop laughing about it.
I'm thinking things like PennyArcade are going to be all over this in a day or two.

 

[amanda11]

You know what would be fucked up? He cums in a watergun, and starts squirting people at the mall with his radioactive jizz.

 

[a!!!!1]

You know what would be fucked up? He cums in a watergun, and starts squirting people at the mall with his radioactive jizz.

wow did you really just say that

 

[mingrza]

 

[colts]

 

[LogicFlux]

 

[ChrisS]

LOL @ the radioactive pedobears. Awesome!

 

[Infinite Keith]

You guys are win.

And awesome.

And deserve to see this:

Grats!

 

[HarveyJ]

Why does the dolphin have a light on its head?