Seriously, worst Nigerian Scam email

giotech

Fancy Name PBN
Feb 20, 2010
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Seriously, at least pay someone a few bucks so the grammar is legit if your going to say your from the F.B.I. Hahaha, FAIL!

--- On Wed, 6/9/10, F.B.I <fbgent@usa.com> wrote:

> From: F.B.I <fbgent@usa.com>
> Subject: FBI.WASHINGTON DC
> To:
> Date: Wednesday, June 9, 2010, 2:17 AM
> FEDERAL BUREAU OF INVESTIGATION
> FBI.WASHINGTON DC
>
>
> I RECEIVED AN EMAIL ALERT FROM UPS IN REGARD TO YOUR
> PACKAGE WHICH HAVE BEEN WITH THEM FOR TWO WEEKS NOW AND THE
> INTERNATIONAL SHIPPING AGENT IN CHARGE PLANNED TO RETURN
> YOUR PACKAGE TO THE FEDERAL MINISTRY OF FINANCE OF NIGERIA.
>
> THE TOTAL AMOUNT YOU MASTERCARD CONTAIN IS $20 MILLION USD
> AND THIS INCLUDE INTEREST RATE UP TILL DATE.
>
> THE MASTERCARD WAS PROGRAMMED TO HAVE ACCESS GLOBALLY WHICH
> YOU CAN MAKE WITHDRAW OR TRANSACTION IN ANY PART OF THE
> WORLD.
>
>
> IT SEEMS YOU DON'T WANT TO SHOW ANY SERIOUSNESS TOWARD THE
> SHIPMENT OF YOUR PACKAGE THAT WHY HE WANT TO RETURN IT AN HE
> NEED PERMISSION FROM ME FIRST BEFORE HE WILL RETURN THE
> PACKAGE.
>
>
> I ORDER HIM TO STOP AND I ALSO ASSURE HIM THAT I WILL MAKE
> SURE THE CHARGE FEE REQUIRED TO ENABLE THE SHIPMENT WHICH IS
> $100 WILL BE PAID AND THIS WILL BE THE LAST FEE REQUIRED.
>
>
> IN REGARD TO YOUR MASTERCARD PACKAGE WHICH WORTH $20
> MILLION USD I WILL HELP YOU AND MAKE SURE YOU RECEIVE IT AND
> MY INVESTIGATION SHOWS YOU HAVE SPENT A LOT RECENTLY IN
> REGARD TO THIS PACKAGE AND THIS WILL BE THE LAST FEE.
>
> REMEMBER YOU HAVE SPENT A LOT TOWARD THIS PACKAGE ONCE THE
> CHARGE FEE REQUIRED NOW IS PAID SHIPMENT WILL COMMENCE AND
> YOU WILL RECOVER ALL YOU HAVE SPENT RECENTLY.
>
>
> THE CHARGE FEE REQUIRED NOW IS NOT MUCH SO YOU WILL BE ABLE
> TO AFFORD THE LAST FEE NEEDED WHICH IS $100 ONLY MY ADVICE
> TO YOU IS TO TRY AND GET THE FEE SO SHIPMENT CAN COMMENCE.
>
> GET BACK TO ME IF YOU ARE READY TO SEND THE CHARGE FEE
> WHICH IS $100 SO I CAN SEND YOU THE INFORMATION YOU WILL
> NEED
>
> AWAIT YOUR REPLY
>
> HAVE A WONDERFUL DAY
>
> ROBERT S. MUELLER AND KATRINA JACOB
> SENIOR OFFICE DEPARTMENT
> FEDERAL BUREAU OF INVESTIGATION FBI.WASHINGTON DC
> J. Edgar Hoover Building 935
> Pennsylvania Avenue,NW Washington,
> D.C.20535-0001, USA
>
>
>
 


I swear one of these days I'm going to write a book for people new to the internet and address all kinds of issues like these. Now if only I could find a publisher. Good luck bros?