shitty father's day.....litterally

[Transplant]

ok so...........
I received 3 plum trees for father's day, and went behind my trailer (double-wide) to clear a swath o' brush so I could plant them.

That is when I found that my main shit pipe connecting my trailer (double-wide) to the holding tank had broke. It had been run over by an excavator 6 months ago and I had not noticed.

I spent my father's day digging out a sewer pipe that had been burpin up shit for 6 months. That's a lot of shit. Oh, and Deet don't work on flys apparently. And toilet paper ain't as biodegratable as people think too.

I hope to the lord/god/allah allmighty that your father's days have gone better than mine.

Please tell me your father's day was shittier than mine, It would make me feel so much better.

- Transplant

 

[argh01]

I can't compete with that.

I have spent the entire day fixing a goddamn website for a client- work which is outside my scope but try convincing him of that. And woke up to an abusive email from him.

And my kid is sick. Nothing major; 101 degree fever and lethargy and a headache. Tough to be 3.

Yours is shittier.

 

[nickycakes]

well at least it'll be good fertilizer for your trees...

 

[jclem]

hey..does anyone own www.fathersdaysucks.com ?

 

[vinny lingo]

well at least it'll be good fertilizer for your trees...

Actually, I'd find some place else to plant those plum trees. Human shit is a pretty unhealthy (downright dangerous) fertilizer for use on anything you might eat. Unless you want to go to the trouble of processing it for use as humanure, which takes months. Then again, you already spilled the shit everywhere, so that's not much of an option.

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My Father's Day was great.

 

[stmadeveloper]

It will be years before those plum trees grow.... the 'human waste' won't be an issue anymore. However, if it's your sewer pipe you have more than waste there right now. You have any medicines you are taking, soap, cleaning chemicals, etc...

Those might not go away so fast but will be gone by the time the tree is bearing fruit. I'd worry more about the other crap killing your young trees. Urine doesn't actually help things grow.


Throw down some lime. Plant them away from where the pipe broke.

I was a plumber for 11 years - I used to have days like you every damn day.