Should I Donate My Kidney to the Guy Who Poked Out My Eye in High School?

tomaszjot

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He poked out my left eye for fun in high school. I already forgave him and even befriend him on Facebook. My wife cheated on me with him recently, I of course forgave her and explained how devil pushed her towards the path of sin.

Now this guy, of Christian name Joseph, needs a kidney. I already sold my car to finance the operation. Should I donate my kidney as well or you think my friends I already did enough?
 


There is soooo much crap on WF! Keeps me entertained though. I would go for it brah, donate the kidney. You should also buy him some gifts like an iPad, new laptop, one of those gift baskets with cheese and pepperoni etc in it while you are at it since he is going through a rough time.
 
Matthew 5:41
'Give to the one who asks you, and do not reject the one who wants to borrow from you.'
Luke 6:34
'If you lend to those from whom you hope to be repaid, what credit is that to you? Even sinners lend to sinners.'
Luke 6:30
'Give to everyone who asks you.'
Luke 6:30
'And do not ask for your possessions back from the person who takes them away.'


Here endeth the lesson.
 
Matthew 5:41
'Give to the one who asks you, and do not reject the one who wants to borrow from you.'
Luke 6:34
'If you lend to those from whom you hope to be repaid, what credit is that to you? Even sinners lend to sinners.'
Luke 6:30
'Give to everyone who asks you.'
Luke 6:30
'And do not ask for your possessions back from the person who takes them away.'


Here endeth the lesson.

On anohther note....from The Satanic Bible:

The Satanic Bible Quotes By Anton LaVey

1.) “Satanism advocates practicing a modified form of the Golden Rule. Our interpretation of this rule is: "Do unto others as they do unto you"; because if you "Do unto others as you would have them do unto you," and they, in turn, treat you badly, it goes against human nature to continue to treat them with consideration. You should do unto others as you would have them do unto you, but if your courtesy is not returned, they should be treated with the wrath they deserve.”
― Anton LaVey, The Satanic Bible


2.) “I break away from all conventions that do not lead to my earthly success and happiness.”
― Anton LaVey, The Satanic Bible



Or as it is written:

THE
NINE
SATANIC
STATEMENTS


1. Satan represents indulgence, instead of abstinence!

2. Satan represents vital existence, instead of spiritual pipe dreams!

3. Satan represents undefiled wisdom, instead of hypocritical self-deceit!

4. Satan represents kindness to those who deserve it, instead of love wasted on ingrates!

5. Satan represents vengeance, instead of turning the other cheek!

6. Satan represents responsibility to the responsible, instead of concern for psychic vampires!

7. Satan represents man as just another animal, sometimes better, more often worse than those that walk on all-fours, who, because of his "divine spiritual and intellectual development", has become the most vicious animal of all!

8. Satan represents all of the so-called sins, as they all lead to physical, mental, or emotional gratification!

9. Satan has been the best friend the church has ever had, as he has kept it in business all these years!



@Jeffrey....Take this to your next Bible Study Session.

lulz