Some random guy propositioned me today at lunch...

[cheesefrog]

So I am walking out of a convenience store, and this burly looking hillbilly guy follows me out and stops me. He goes "how much for you to get into my pickup truck?"

I look at him, like wtf is this :uhoh2:

I look at him, looking to see if he had a weapons or anything, like wtf, what did you say? He says again, "How much??" I am starting to wonder if I am going to have to fight or something here or get raped by a fag. I stared at him. He looks confused, looks at me, points to the van I am standing next to: Lock and Key Service van :1bluewinky: He says "Oh, dude sorry is that not your van? Sorry man, I locked my keys in my truck"...

 

[guysmy]

You have to love awkward situations like this.

Unfortunately old gay dudes have approached me for real, and yeah, it's pretty fucking creepy. Puts you right into "deer in headlights" mode.

 

[slickcooldude]

my friend got propositioned to do gay porn while walking a dog he was watching a few years ago. the guy told him he would pay him to get his dick sucked on camera by another dude. my friend politely told him to fuck off.

 

[efeezy]

my friend got propositioned to do gay porn while walking a dog he was watching a few years ago. the guy told him he would pay him to get his dick sucked on camera by another dude. my friend politely told him to fuck off.

Sounds like the gay Bang Bros.

 

[thunderlips]

Sounds like the best day ever.

fixed

 

[tygoldberg]

my friend got propositioned to do gay porn while walking a dog he was watching a few years ago. the guy told him he would pay him to get his dick sucked on camera by another dude. my friend politely told me he told him to fuck off.

fix'd



OP, if you felt in some was some dude was hitting on you, i must say, you've been dickrolled too many times.

 

[Fatbat]

Used to be a pay phone in the West End of down town Vancouver that a guy would call asking if you would come over and beat the shit out of him. Said he would put on headgear and you could beat the living shit out of him for $50 or $100 or something, I forget. I picked it up a few times when it was ringing and it was the same dude, but on one occasion handed it to a super homophobic friend and said "it's for you". LuLz ensued.

 

[CrownDemon]

Punch him and yell "I don't give a fvck nigga"!!

 

[Traska]

Used to be a pay phone in the West End of down town Vancouver that a guy would call asking if you would come over and beat the shit out of him. Said he would put on headgear and you could beat the living shit out of him for $50 or $100 or something, I forget. I picked it up a few times when it was ringing and it was the same dude, but on one occasion handed it to a super homophobic friend and said "it's for you". LuLz ensued.

some people have the most retarded fetishes.