Spoiled Americans Case #345642: Family Gets Free Acid Trip, Whines About It

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I know it's impossible to believe, but these assholes were lucky enough to get dosed for free, and all they could think to do was go to the hospital and cry about it.

Lots of less fortunate people throughout the world would be geniunely thankful if they could get a few hours respite from their dreary lives and float down a marmalade river while contemplating the idea that all matter is merely energy condensed to a slow vibration, that we are all one consciousness experiencing itself subjectively, there is no such thing as death, life is only a dream, and we are the imagination of ourselves.

Instead, these crybabies went to the police.

I'm so ashamed.
 


Lol a trip can be pretty messed if you don't know it's happening. Shit lasts for like a whole day.

But fuck, sign me up for a free trip any day.
 
I don't know, we might be onto something. Give the plebs this for free

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And they feel like we're obligated to continuing doing so indefinitely. Give them this for free

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And they want off the dole.
 
so a 24 year old dude is dating a 31 year old chick who has 6 and 7 year old kids.

WOW that dude's a pimp.
 
I'm always up for some interdimensional travel, but in their defense it would probably be frightening to start a trip without realizing you were leaving in the first place.
 
Yeah OK, I'm sure somebody happened to put LSD in your fucking steaks.

Successful lawsuit incoming.

Also:

Tampa Police are now investigating how LSD could have been in the meat, but Chief Castor did said they know the family is not at fault.
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Do they hire people from WF BST threads to write their fucking articles? Jesus christ.
 
Hoping Mexico Wal Mart didn’t get the memo about pulling the meat (or just didn’t give a shit), be back soon!
 
Wait.... what... The mom just happened to be delivering a baby during the middle of this?

Or did they decide to deliver it because of the LSD?
 
I didn't think heat and LSD mixed well. Wouldn't cooking the beef burn off most of the potency?
 
mikeshinobi said:
They probably induced her but I'm not totally sure why they would.
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They induced her because she was hallucinating and the doctor's couldn't pinpoint that it was LSD at the time.

With that said, the whole story's fucked up. If someone dosed my 6 and 7 year old kid as well as my wife then I'd be more than pissed.
 
o hai guyz said:
Who buys food at Walmart?
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I do.

I work hard for my money, and I don't care how much I earn, I could become a multi millionaire several times over and I'd still shop at WalMart.

Why? Because if I'm looking at two of the exact same products, and one of them is 30% cheaper at WalMart compared to the other grocer, I'm going with WalMart. Spending money you don't have
to spend is stupid, no matter how much you make.

With that said, I do go elsewhere for meat, because what I can get right down the road is of much higher quality.
 
This is pretty strange.

If the LSD was squirted onto the meat BEFORE cooking it, it would have been fine. Everyone in the family must have touched the meat prior to it being cooked in order to get dosed.

If they cooked the meat, the heat would have destroyed 100% of the active LSD ingredients that make you trip.

Doesnt seem like LSD at all.

It wasn't clear what caused the mysterious illness until Friday, when officials say they received test results from the medical examiner that pointed to LSD as the meat's contaminant.
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I'm really curious as to what kind of 'test' they performed that told them it was LSD...
 
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